Her Boyfriend Said She Has A BUTTERFACE?!?!?! | 2DJB EP57 |

Her Boyfriend Said She Has A BUTTERFACE?!?!?! | 2DJB EP57 |

Author: DremtUp Media November 11, 2025 Duration: 1:22:58

This week we've got THREE wild Reddit stories that'll have you questioning everything about friendship, relationships, and basic human decency.

First up: A woman's best friend hid her entire pregnancy and then had a devastating miscarriage. Now that the friend has recovered, the OP wants nothing to do with her - not because of the loss, but because of all the lying and secrecy. Is she heartless or justified?

Then: A boyfriend's friends call his girlfriend a "butterface" (good body, ugly face) & she overhears it... and he AGREES with them. Mike and Dylan are absolutely FURIOUS about this one.

Finally: A woman with a cocaine addiction and her husband who's had enough. This one's quick but hits different.

Plus, Mike and Dylan announce the big podcast schedule change (3 episodes of 2DJB per week!), Dylan opens up about his journey through loneliness and solo road trips, and the guys debate whether anxiety is actually a superpower in crisis situations.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Intro & Welcome to Two Daddies
  • 00:02:03 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: The 3:1 Split
  • 00:05:40 Pre-Story Banter & Trigger Warnings Discussion
  • 00:09:00 Quick Story: Inheritance Drama
  • 00:15:36 STORY #1: "Friend Hid Her Pregnancy"
  • 00:18:34 Story #1 Full Reading Begins
  • 00:33:12 Story #1 Update
  • 00:39:29 Story #1 Reactions & Verdict
  • 00:43:46 Transition to Story #2
  • 00:45:21 STORY #2: "Boyfriend Calls Me Butterface"
  • 00:45:32 TRIGGER WARNING: Body Shaming, Misogyny
  • 01:01:15 Story #2 Reactions (Mike & Dylan Are PISSED)
  • 01:08:40 STORY #3: "Leaving My Cocaine-Addicted Wife"
  • 01:16:15 Personal Discussion: Dylan's Loneliness Journey
  • 01:19:54 Dylan's Solo Road Trip & Mountain Adventures
  • 01:21:50 Is Anxiety Actually A Superpower?
  • 01:22:25 Outro


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Ever find yourself scrolling through Reddit, completely baffled by the wild situations people find themselves in? That’s the daily reality for Mike and Dylan, two regular dads who decided to turn their confusion into a comedy podcast. 2 Daddies Judging Baddies | A Reddit Podcast | is exactly what it sounds like: a pair of self-proclaimed "regular guys" diving headfirst into the internet’s most dramatic and absurd personal stories. Each episode, they read through these tales, attempting to navigate the murky waters of who’s right, who’s wrong, and who’s just being a total baddie. Their advice is, by their own admission, probably the last thing anyone should take seriously, which is where most of the fun lies. You’ll hear them laugh, argue, and often struggle to comprehend the sheer chaos of online human behavior. Produced by DremtUp Media, this podcast feels less like a formal show and more like eavesdropping on a hilarious conversation between two friends who have seen too much. It’s a comedic take on the court of public opinion, where the verdicts are never final and the judges are just as flawed as the defendants. Tune in for a weekly dose of unfiltered reactions and the kind of commentary that only two dads with a Wi-Fi connection can provide.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

2 Daddies Judging Baddies | A Reddit Podcast |
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