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TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 — Welcome Back & Intro Chaos00:01:42 — Big Announcement: Going Once-A-Week00:05:00 — Story 1: Different Rules for Different Guys00:09:30 — Meet "Gabe" and the Two-Month Wait00:15:40 — Story 1 Updates: Reddit Commenters Start a War00:22:00 — Vocabulary Hall of Shame ("Fortnite," "Thrice," "A Fortnite")00:29:30 — Victor vs. Victim (Dylan's Best Line of the Year)00:33:00 — Story Transition + Film Podcast Teaser00:35:00 — Story 2: I'm Sure My Wife Just Cheated On Me00:40:00 — The Open Marriage Proposal (Updates 1–2)00:47:00 — Updates 3–4: Great Parents, Going Dancing, Getting Fit00:54:00 — Father's Day Was a Nightmare (Update 6)00:59:00 — Affair Guy Goes Public Online (Update 7)01:01:00 — Final Update: Marriage in Limbo01:04:45 — Outro & See You Next Week
Mike and Dylan completely lose it over not one but TWO of the most chaotic Reddit story sagas they've ever covered — and neither of them could have predicted where things ended up...
A guy spends two months investing in a woman, finally gets his shot, then finds out another dude locked it down in one week — and rather than being the victor, he chose to be the victim. Mike and Dylan had a LOT to say about that. Then they pivot to a wife who wore her "bedroom underwear" to go shopping with a male friend, delivered an "outrageous assertion," proposed an open marriage after admitting she almost cheated, and somehow is still married eight updates later.
This episode is absolutely ridiculous from start to finish. Dylan drops what might genuinely be his best line of the year, Mike channels his inner Shakespearean critic, and both of them get completely derailed by the phrase "Fortnite" being used in the most unhinged context possible.
Also — big news at the top of the episode. 2DJB is going once-a-week. Mike and Dylan explain why, and there's a film podcast teaser dropped at the end that you don't want to miss.
You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.
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