Before the 90 Days S8 E7 - Brace for Impact

Before the 90 Days S8 E7 - Brace for Impact

Author: Kim and Kyle January 19, 2026 Duration: 1:04:33

Sheena's family.... is.... fine?

But Michael? F**K THAT GUY, amiright? #provideandprotect

 

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Happily Ever After S9 E12 - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:47
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Happily Ever After S9 E11 -  It's A Dogfight All the Way Home [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:22
I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN THAT IS MY FINAL DECISION. I mean... maybe.... we talk about it later BUT NO I DO NOT WANT KIDS THIS IS MY FINAL DECISION but yeah let's talk about it maybe and stuff. Take the online quiz and intr…
Happily Ever After S9 E10 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Happily Ever After S9 E9 - Shaken, Not Sirred! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:39
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Happily Ever After S9 E8 - May the Force Be With You [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 55:03
Darcey wears underwear and a giant coat to meet Georgi's parents; Adnan is man and knows everything; Matt is so f*cking short, there's no way he could EVER GET A DATE. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the co…
Happily Ever After S9 E7 - Hasta La Vista, Baby [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 55:17
Andrei shows Libby and CHAAACK his "real estate investment" but then admits his money has been stolen by Russians; Georgi doesn't have time to count how much money he makes; Adnan knows everything, he says, because he is…
Happily Ever After S9 E6 - Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:46
Andrei and Libby consider buying a BANGALOW because Andrei lost the family's life savings in a "silent partnership real estate investment" in MALDOVA. Also Andrei thinks kangaroos are in the "rodent family." Kara sings b…
Happily Ever After S9 E5 - There's No Place Like Home [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:49
Gino questions why Jasmine chooses to live with Matt instead of being unhoused; Adnan eats BBQ; Georgi was genius boy in Bulgaria but then moved to the US to marry a D-list reality star, and now his family will be SO DIS…