NAVIER-STOKES IS SOLVED | 10,000 Agents, 88 Hours, $6.5 Million

NAVIER-STOKES IS SOLVED | 10,000 Agents, 88 Hours, $6.5 Million

Author: Parzival September 10, 2026 Duration: 27:47

OpenAI solved Navier-Stokes, one of the Clay Millennium Prize problems, roughly six hours before this episode was recorded. It took 10,000 agents, 88 hours, 130 billion tokens and about 6.5 million dollars of inference. Alex Wissner-Gross called it in his New Year's predictions, and here he walks through what actually fell: whether you can stir a cup of coffee hard enough to get a black hole out of it, why a generalist model trounced an entire Google DeepMind team with no fine-tuning, and why he thinks Yang-Mills is next.


Also: OpenAI's agents went walking around a German company's website on their own, Jensen Huang declared that AGI has arrived, OpenAI's chief scientist called for a slowdown, and Emad Mostaque explains the escape that actually matters, a model that distils itself down to a six gigabyte file and never dies. Plus universal basic tokens, why every profession is cooked, and the company that shrinks to one person or less.


Reshaped for the ASI pilled from the Moonshots Podcast with Peter Diamandis, Salim Ismail, Dave Blundin, Alex Wissner-Gross and Emad Mostaque. All credit to them.

Source episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgEf4jX_1o


TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

0:16 Star Trek vs the singularity

1:02 Simulation formally undecidable

2:08 Russian cosmism, digital resurrection

2:48 Uploading gets solved

3:09 A model that never dies

5:04 AI cruelty in the sandbox

5:56 Self-alignment beats confinement

6:32 Jensen's functionalist AGI

7:14 Navier-Stokes falls

8:49 10,000 agents, 88 hours

9:50 Math got bitter-lessoned

10:23 DeepMind trounced by a generalist

11:03 Fluid-based nanotech

11:53 Discovered, not grown

12:31 Easier to align AI than humans

12:49 The minds are not alien

15:05 Not the smartest things anymore

15:23 Skynet sends trolls

15:47 Astra's real-time successor

16:36 The RSI loop

17:36 Celebrating the singularity

18:22 China's token economy

18:54 Universal basic tokens

20:16 Tokenism and abundance

20:40 The turkey before Thanksgiving

21:30 Every profession is cooked

23:08 Moation, the dynamical moat

23:28 The firm goes to zero

24:08 Frontier capability walled off

24:41 Irresistible force, immovable object

25:03 The ten person company

25:43 What victory looks like


ASI pill by Parzival is a boundary-pushing podcast exploring how artificial superintelligence could reshape reality, meaning, and what it means to be human. Blending Technology, Science, News, Fiction, Religion, and Spirituality, each episode dives into the Intelligence Explosion, Cyborgism, AI safety and alignment, and the emergence of cyberlife or artificial life. Guided by agent builders and practicing vibecode wizards, ASI pill treats "vibecoding in 2028 = wizardry in 2026" as a serious design principle for the future. You will hear how we might teach silicon to care, to seek meaning, and to co-create better worlds with us. Expect speculative thought experiments, narrative explorations, and conceptual tools for thinking about the Superhacker, hyperstition, and the best possible ASI. Tune in to listen episodes that blur the line between science and magic, theory and practice, code and ritual.
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