THE EDEN PROJECT

THE EDEN PROJECT

Author: Steven Richardson March 10, 2024 Duration: 13:33
A humorous take on the Eden project. The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start on the evolutionary ladder the human is now beginning to experiment with the capabilities of LSD administering it to elderly patients in order to awaken the parts the brain that had shut down due to dementia and other brain disorders with remarkable results amazing to think that the first thing to form is a fungi / flora after a cosmic collision or nuclear attack the *melanin"/ mushroom on which a network of neurons in the form of chemical memory in dopamine neurons could be a trigger for a conscience and sentience to begin to form then again anyone who's taken LSD IE magic mushrooms would be able to see the power of LSD over the shaven skinned chimpanzee.

Steven Richardson invites you into a quiet corner of storytelling with his Audiobooks podcast. Here, the written word finds its voice directly through its creator. Each episode is a personal journey, featuring one of over forty distinct short stories crafted and narrated entirely by Steven himself. The subjects wander through a wide landscape, ensuring that every visit offers a new scene, character, or idea to contemplate. This isn't a polished studio production, but something more intimate-a direct connection between author and listener. The collection lives comfortably at the intersection of Business and Non-profit, suggesting narratives that might explore enterprise, ethics, community, or the nuanced dramas of everyday professional life. Tuning in means receiving these tales as they were intended to be heard, with all the subtle inflection and personal investment only the original writer can provide. It’s a straightforward offer: a library of original fiction, delivered in audio form, asking only for your ears and imagination. Find a moment, press play, and let a story written by hand and spoken in earnest provide a brief respite or a spark of inspiration.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 55

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A NIGHT ON THE TILES [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:39
A short sketch based on real life events with two friends of mine who spent a who night trying to out do each other with male bravado only for it to end in a dreadful finish in hospital with a police caution.
A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:55
A song for a lovely honey we called Ann Summers, due to her working there. She asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block. When I tried to explain, she cursed me with a look of pure disdain. So, I w…
THE GREEN DREAM [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 9:27
A chalk and cheese Husband and wife with very opposing opinions on the arrival of some neo hippie neighbours with their green dream machine .
REX v RICHARDSON [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 15:38
A short humorous story written about my morning at the magistrates court where I receive the financial flagellation across my lily white derriere.
STALIN [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:19
A short story about a devout Christian who after living like a mendicant monk all his life arrives in into the after life only to be met by Stalin one of the greatest mass murderers of all time.
AUNTIE [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 39:33
The schizoid A couple of chapters from a story made in my head and instantaneously narrated straight onto the mobile phone as I was in fantasy hence why in places it feels a little ragged and unrehearsed in places .Now I…
THE TRAMP [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 14:48
A short story based on real-life events: When I first traveled abroad to France, we lived like tramps on the streets, washing in fountains and stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds. However, someone came up…
COCO THE CLOWN [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:00
A short story I wrote this morning about a night out with God children where a confetti cannon was fired off and all of its contents I quickly stuffed down my trousers, then when I went to the toilet twenty minutes later…
WHITE TERROR [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:14
I wrote and recorded a short sketch this morning. It's about my milky white male friends who are quite terrified of their wives. Our Saturday quiz is usually when we men huddle together and complain about them and the st…
BOW BELLS [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 14:01
A story I wrote a long time ago. It's based on the ex-convicts who were working on a hop farm in Kent. The girls were rough diamonds from the Bow Bells, and they seemed to swear every other word; the whole conversation s…