000. Bad Audiobooks - Episode Zero

000. Bad Audiobooks - Episode Zero

Author: TMBC Productions,audiobooks,novels,books,literature,classic fiction,book club,storytelling,serial,sherlock holmes,hardy boys,lovecraft,fairy tales,grimm,classic stories,fairytales,comedy,parody August 2, 2019 Duration: 21:08
Before there was something… There was nothing. Welcome to Episode Zero (not a real, real episode) of Bad Audiobooks where Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman explain a little history of the show, themselves, and how they met. Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening! --- Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Ever find yourself staring at a classic novel, intimidated by its reputation, and think, "I bet this would be more fun if someone made silly voices and mercilessly made fun of it"? That's the entire premise of Bad Audiobooks. Hosts Nick Mazmanian and Kent Heidelman operate on a simple, beautiful principle: literature is for everyone, especially if you're willing to laugh at it. They dive into stories ranging from revered classics like Sherlock Holmes and Lovecraft to forgotten pulp and oddball fairy tales, never knowing what's coming next until they're already recording. Each episode is a live, unrehearsed reaction as they take turns reading the text aloud in increasingly ridiculous accents and character voices, all while providing a running commentary that roasts plot holes, archaic language, and bewildering character decisions. This isn't a dry book club; it's a comedic demolition derby where the sacred cows of storytelling are cheerfully tipped over. The rotation between classic fiction, contemporary oddities, and genuinely terrible writing keeps the podcast unpredictable and fresh. You'll hear familiar tales twisted into new, hilarious shapes and discover obscure stories you never knew existed (often for good reason). By applying their twisted lens of comedy, Nick and Kent make the highbrow world of novels accessible and uproariously entertaining, proving that sometimes the best way to appreciate a story is to not take it seriously at all. Tune in to this parody podcast for a uniquely chaotic and enduringly funny take on the books you were supposed to read.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 65

Bad Audiobooks
Podcast Episodes
401. The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:19:29
Classic story. The Hardy Boys just want to solve mysteries like their Dad, but if they don’t practice motorcycle safety they may not live long enough to even earn his disappointment. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on…
306. H.P. Lovecraft- Moonbog Part 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:05:47
Classic story. The narrator is trapped in the castle still because he’s too polite to leave. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com Nick: Instagram | His…
305. H.P. Lovecraft- Moonbog Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 51:36
Classic story. A man moves to Ireland and buys a castle to drain a bog and no this isn’t based on a real person. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com N…
304. H.P. Lovecraft- From Beyond [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:19:38
Classic story. We tried to broadcast on R/Pan and then we had to move to Instagram Live. Point is, H.P. Lovecraft uses $100 words and is afraid of electricity. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Sho…
303. H.P. Lovecraft- The Street [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 52:52
Classic story. There’s a street that is totally racist because it remembers when things were better! Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.com Nick: Instagr…
302. H.P. Lovecraft- The Quest for Iranon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 52:36
Classic story. A man wearing purple comes to a town filled with boring people and square houses to sing. He continues to sing and hates people who work. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Inst…
301. H.P. Lovecraft- The Terrible Old Man [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 39:30
Classic Story. Three men want to break into an old man’s house who lives by the sea and names bottles? You know, totally normal. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: BadAudiob…
209. Sherlock Holmes- And the Musgrave Ritual Part 3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:07
Classic Story. Sherlock finishes his Inception level of storytelling with the ending of this tale and brings the end of our second series! We wave good-bye to Holmes and Watson, but this will not be the last time we visi…
208. Sherlock Holmes- And the Musgrave Ritual Part 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:07
Classic Story. Sherlock is still telling Watson about his first case, and just before he solves it, Nick has to leave to pick up his kid. Get ready for Part 3 next week! Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Foll…
207. Sherlock Holmes- And the Musgrave Ritual Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 0:00
Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hanging out in his apartment where Sherlock starts to tell a story about his first case. They don’t go anywhere and Watson questions his sanity. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on…