Trump Brags About Dementia Tests in Midnight Rant as SC Prison Busts Crab-Leg Drone Drop

Trump Brags About Dementia Tests in Midnight Rant as SC Prison Busts Crab-Leg Drone Drop

Author: Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media December 11, 2025 Duration: 7:15
President Trump lit up Truth Social with a late-night tirade boasting he’s taken more cognitive decline tests than any president ever — “aced” them, too — while blasting reporters as “treasonous” for questioning his health and demanding *The New York Times* shut down. The president challenged AOC to a cognition showdown, forgot details of his own exams, and brushed off a mysterious MRI as questions swirl about his mental fitness. Meanwhile in South Carolina, guards seized a drone carrying steak, crab legs, Old Bay, weed, and cigarettes into a prison — a full surf-and-turf smuggling attempt officials dubbed “Contraband Christmas.” From cognitive tests to crab legs in the sky, America continues to out-Florida itself.


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