Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly)

Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly)

Author: Chris Gethard July 9, 2024 Duration: 1:16:28

A Philly transplant calls to talk with Gethard in front of a crowd of a few hundred Philadelphians at the First Person Arts Festival. She tells him all about being a victim of the Kia Boys, what it's like to manage a tattoo shop, how she ended up on the East Coast, and why Black Metal is actually so girlypop.

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There's a unique and vulnerable alchemy that happens when two strangers talk with no safety nets. Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People is built entirely on that premise. Each episode, host and comedian Chris Gethard connects with a single, anonymous caller for exactly one hour, bound by a simple rule: he cannot be the one to hang up. What unfolds in that protected space is never predictable. The conversations, guided by Gethard's empathetic and often humorous presence, can spiral from lighthearted pop culture debates into raw, personal confessions in a single breath. You'll hear callers unravel long-held family secrets, grapple with profound philosophical questions, or share surprisingly ordinary moments that somehow feel extraordinary when voiced aloud. This isn't an interview show, but a genuine dialogue where the anonymity strips away pretense, revealing the messy, beautiful, and universally human stories we usually keep to ourselves. By committing to the full hour with no names attached, the podcast creates a rare kind of intimacy, reminding us that compelling narratives aren't just found in grand adventures, but in the unvarnished truth of a single voice on the other end of the line.
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First Day As a U.S. Citizen [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:10
This week's caller became a U.S. citizen hours before the call, so naturally, she gives Gethard an impromptu citizenship test. They cover life as a Canadian transplant in the South, share their love for '80s wrestling, a…
SEX GOD [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:32
From Neptune to everywhere and back again. Our caller is in love, looking for joy, and figuring it out along the way. This one's silly, heartfelt, and a little all over the place, just the way we like it. Sign up for Bea…
Parade Girl Gets Parade Girled [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:17:06
Gethard is finally taking a well-earned, long-overdue vacation. But we're not leaving you hanging. Instead, we brought in a past caller/frenemy of the show who knows exactly what makes a great Beautiful/Anonymous call. I…
Hockey-obsessed Military Mental Health Worker [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:21
On the way to a hockey game where they're being honored for their non-profit work, this week's caller explains the tension it's caused with their day job in military behavioral health. They talk with Gethard about findin…
Running for Congress (Let's F***ing Go) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:20:01
She might not have a background in politics, but this caller is thinking about running for office. She and Gethard talk about what it means to feel called to lead, why the current political climate pushed her to consider…
The Death Thing Is a Bonus [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:51
A death doula in training talks with Gethard about being a newbie in her field, why she thinks death should be joyful, and how planning your funeral might be the kindest thing you can do for your loved ones. Sign up for…
Soul-Searching Sommelier [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:15
A brand new sommelier (that's a wine expert for the less fancy) needs some help figuring out what her next move should be. She and Gethard get real nerdy about ancient wine-making techniques, and then, as is often the ca…
Religious Flash Mob [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:18:58
A long-time listener, first-time caller opens up about finding belonging in an unexpected place: a religious cult she joined in college. She and Gethard discuss the appeal of tight-knit communities, the difficulty of lea…
Issa Rae on Friendships That Need to Go, from IMO [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:44
Sharing a new show from our friends at Higher Ground. On IMO, Michelle and her big brother Craig Robinson bring their candid perspectives to the everyday questions shaping our lives, relationships and the world around us…
Unintentional Grim Reaper [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:28:40
This week's caller has lived all over—from Singapore to India to England—and now calls New York City home. She shares why the British Empire is her Roman Empire and opens up about the many ways her life has been touched…