Nicole says "Virgin Mary is That B***ch!"

Nicole says "Virgin Mary is That B***ch!"

Author: Headgum April 10, 2024 Duration: 1:00:54
Blessings Friends! This week, Nicole asks if Sasheer got fooled on this past April Fool’s Day. Sasheer didn’t even know it was Easter, let alone April Fool’s Day. Nicole wonders about the symbolism of Easter. Sasheer discovers that the date of Easter is determined by the moon… each year. Nicole was extra vigilant on April Fool’s Day, so she didn’t get fooled. Sasheer finds out that Ask Jeeves rebranded in 2006 to Ask.com… no more Jeeves. Nicole reminisces about shopping at Sears and Bradlees. They both imagine what would happen if Sasheer was Jesus. Nicole would want her to turn everything into wine. Sasheer wants to know, what is Virgin Mary’s real name? Nicole thinks she should be Virgin Mary, that B***ch. Sasheer thinks Jesus was a bad carpenter because we don’t have any of his tables. Nicole wonders if Jesus was the weird kid in school. Sasheer believes Young Jesus would be a hit television show. They answer your friendship questions about an unrequited crush and how to discuss a undiagnosed mental health issue with a partner.   This was recorded on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024.   Sources: Easter Day is Determined by the Moon https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/when-easter#:~:text=The%20simple%20standard%20definition%20of,Easter%20is%20the%20next%20Sunday.   Barbra Streisand Cloned her Dogs https://people.com/pets/barbra-streisand-photo-of-cloned-dogs-next-to-grave/   Cost of Cloning a Dog and Cat https://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/cost-of-dog-cloning#:~:text=ViaGen%20Pets%3A%20The%20American%20Cloning%20Company&text=They%20also%20took%20the%20lead,is%20a%20pretty%20big%20difference.   How Cloning Works https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223960/#:~:text=The%20chromosomes%20are%20replaced%20with,cases%20it%20starts%20to%20divide.   Jesus  Coming Back https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming#:~:text=The%20Second%20Coming%20(sometimes%20called,part%20of%20most%20Christian%20eschatologies.   No BuzzFeed quiz this week.     Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The dynamic comedy duo of Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata host Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata, a podcast that feels like eavesdropping on the most hilarious, unfiltered conversation between two actual best friends. Recorded for Headgum, each episode captures the specific rhythm and chaos of a deep, long-standing friendship, where tangents are the main course and advice is given with equal parts sincerity and absurdity. You'll hear them navigate the mundane and the monumental with the same energy, whether they're dissecting the social ordeal of changing a phone number, lamenting the trials of modern dating, or debating the merits of impulsive new hobbies. The charm lies in their authentic chemistry; it's the laughter that comes from a shared history and the comfort of being completely yourself with another person. This isn't a structured advice show, but you might find solace or solutions in their banter. Ultimately, listening to this podcast is like having a seat at their kitchen table, a welcome dose of camaraderie and comedy that celebrates the messy, essential nature of having-or just appreciating-a best friend.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
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Nicole and Sasheer Chat Dolphins and Capitalism [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:56
Nicole and Sasheer are back for another extra special silly solo episode of Best Friends! Nicole recently heard an incredible story about an underwater dolphin village, which would be so much fun to believe is real but s…
Nicole and Sasheer Consider Kit Kat Currency (w/ Sabrina Jalees) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:12:41
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Nicole Hates Mondays [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:00
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Nicole Has A Nut Stash [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:17
This episode, Nicole and Sasheer leave no conversational stone unturned, covering everything from falling in love with chatbots to Baby’s Day Out. Our favorite pair of best friends also reminisce on their 9AM showing of…
Sasheer Waited For The Sunrise [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:02
Nicole and Sasheer have two differences of opinion this episode: one about egg puns, and the other about the funniness of a really specific part of Big Daddy. But that’s okay! They also get into being called sir at the a…
Sasheer References Damn, Daniel [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:47
Warning: this episode is full of belly laughs and tee hee hees! Nicole and Sasheer team up to investigate the difference between capris and coulottes, give a special awooga at Leonardo DiCaprio’s mustache at The Oscars,…
Nicole Explains Ghost Rider [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:28
Nicole and Sasheer have the giggles this week remembering their favorite stand up shows from way back when, remember the What-Could-Have-Been that was the failed Spider-Man musical, and remind themselves that sometimes i…
Nicole and Sasheer’s Hot Tub Time Machine [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:20
Nicole and Sasheer are back from a Creamy Girls Take East Coast trip and are ready to dive into all of the hilarious details, from a visit to Nicole’s school in search of spicy chicken to finding a novelty jacuzzi at a c…
Sasheer Considers Body Swapping [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:08
Nicole and Sasheer have a LOT of fun topics to debrief this week, covering everything from Vin Diesel’s passion for playing Groot to all of the 65+ cuties that could potentially join their hypothetical sexy stable. Nicol…
Nicole is a Creamologist in the Creamy Kitchen [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:01
Our favorite pair of best friends have so much to chat about this week! Sasheer’s almost done watching All Her Fault, Nicole’s continuing her Rosetta Stone journey learning Spanish in her car, and they both watched the A…