Caught With His Pants Down

Caught With His Pants Down

Author: Gwen verch David November 10, 2020 Duration: 35:43

Today's episode is all about tricks and deception, justified or otherwise. In our first story (8.4), the protagonist tricks a priest who just won't take no for answer into sleeping with her maid, and getting caught doing it. In the second (8.5), an ill-dressed judge gets his breeches pulled down in the middle of court. In the third (8.6), a man's 'friends' decide to steal a pig from him, frame him for the theft, and extort some chickens from him into the bargain.

CONTENT WARNINGS: In the first story, sexual harrassment, sex by deception, semi-public exposure of sexual behaviour. A priest repeatedly tries to get the protagonist to have sex with him, harrassing her verbally and in writing. (It is implied he has done this to other women in the past.) The protagonist tricks the priest into sleeping with her maid instead of her. The protagonist's brothers then show the priest and maid in bed together to the priest's boss, and several others.

In the second story, a man has his underpants pulled down in a public place. It isn't clear whether his genitals are exposed, or whether his other clothes are long enough to cover him. 

In the third story, betrayal, theft, public humiliation, and exploitation of trust. The proagonists 'friends' steal his pig, pretend that they think HE did it and is lying, use his own money to arrange a public gathering that appears to implicate him in the theft, and then extort some chickens out of him by threatening to tell his wife he gave the pig to a lover.



Ever find yourself wondering what people actually thought about hundreds of years ago, only to pick up an old book and get completely lost in the language? That’s where Bitching about Medieval Literature comes in. Host Gwen verch David guides you through these ancient texts in translation, but she doesn’t just offer a dry recitation. Instead, each episode is like sitting down with a friend who’s equally fascinated and frustrated by the material. You’ll hear the stories themselves, of course, but layered with lively commentary, necessary explanatory notes, and the kind of good-natured complaints that arise when dealing with characters who make bewildering choices. The first season is devoted entirely to Giovanni Boccaccio’s The Decameron, that sprawling and often raucous collection of tales framed by nobles fleeing the Black Death in 14th century Italy. Later, the focus shifts to a set of medieval Welsh stories from the 12th to 14th centuries, diving into a world rich with folklore, early Arthurian legend, and Celtic mythology. Along the way, bonus episodes pop up to tackle other curiosities from the period. This isn't a stuffy lecture; it's an accessible, conversational journey that makes these foundational works feel immediate and, above all, human. The podcast acknowledges that these texts can be brilliant, bizarre, and sometimes infuriating, all while unpacking why they still matter today.
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