Ep. 479 Who Has Shut Up Money?!

Ep. 479 Who Has Shut Up Money?!

Author: Kiki Said So February 13, 2026 Duration: 56:33
This week on CockTales: Dirty Discussions, we’re asking the real question: Who has shut-up money?!

We kick things off with travel nostalgia and vacation dreams before running straight into the hilarious reality of adulthood. We dive into the chaos of planning family vacations, organizing group trips, setting budgets, and why everyone wants a luxury trip until it’s time to pay the deposit.

In this episode, we talk about:
• The stress of planning trips with friends and family
• Budget conversations nobody wants to have
• The difference between work travel vs real vacations
• Why group chats can’t plan trips to save their lives
• Dream destinations vs real-life responsibilities

Then it’s time for Weird Sex, and this story is truly unforgettable. A shocking medical discovery sparks a conversation about embarrassment, health, and the wild things people do in relationships.

We wrap things up with Valentine’s Day vibes, listener advice, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Cocktail of the Week 🍸The Emotional Intelligence
Smoky, sweet, spicy, and perfectly balanced — just like the conversations.Ingredients
• 2 oz mezcal
• 2 oz pineapple juice
• ¾ oz fresh lime juice
• ½ oz agave syrup (adjust to taste)
• Tajín for rim (optional)
• Ice
• Pineapple wedge or lime wheel for garnishDirections
  1. Lightly rim a rocks glass with Tajín (optional).

  2. Add mezcal, pineapple juice, lime juice, and agave to a shaker with ice.

  3. Shake well until chilled.

  4. Strain over fresh ice in the prepared glass.

  5. Garnish with a pineapple wedge or lime wheel.

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Introduction and Cocktail Recipe
00:00:49 - Reminiscing Past Experiences
00:04:25 - Planning for Family Vacations
00:13:51 - Weird Sex Segment
00:15:17 - Bizarre Medical Story
00:17:56 - Sponsor Message: BB Health
00:20:26 - Valentine's Day and Relationships
00:31:33 - Valentine's Day Survival Guide
00:33:47 - TV Show Recommendations
00:44:07 - Advice Segment: Long Distance Relationship
00:46:57 - Long Distance Relationship Breakdown
00:50:47 - Advice and Reflections



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Grab a drink and get comfortable. CockTales: Dirty Discussions is that unfiltered conversation happening in the corner of your favorite bar, hosted by friends Kiki Said So and Medinah Monroe. With one navigating single life and the other rooted in a long-term relationship, their perspectives clash and complement in the most honest ways. This isn't a clinical advice show; it's a raw, comedic, and deeply personal journal of what modern dating, sex, and relationships actually feel like on the ground, specifically through the lens of life in Atlanta. Each episode feels like you’re pulling up a chair to their table as they dissect their latest encounters, frustrations, and triumphs with zero censorship. The laughter is genuine, the stories are real, and the discussions go to places most are too polite to mention. You’ll find this podcast lives in the messy, human intersection of society, culture, and personal revelation, all served with a hefty side of comedy. Tune in for the kind of candid talk that makes you nod in recognition, laugh out loud, and maybe even rethink your own approach to the complicated sea of love and connection.
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