Faithful Johannes

Faithful Johannes

Author: Julia Norton April 28, 2018 Duration: 22:52

or Trusty John. In some variants, a king on his deathbed orders his servant, Trusty John, not to let his son see a certain room, which holds a portrait of a princess.

In all variants, when the new king comes to power, he forces his way into the room. Instantly, he falls in love with the princess.  To win her. Trusty John tells him to prepare a ship with all manner of rich treasure, and then either sails with it himself, or has the king sail with him, to her country. The princess is lured aboard by the goods, and the ship sets sail, carrying her off.

While they travel, John hears three ravens. One says that as soon as they reach shore, a horse will come; if the king mounts it, it will carry him off or dash him and the princess to pieces. The solution is for someone to kill the horse, but anyone who reveals this by stating it out loud would have his legs turn to stone up to the knees. The second raven says (with variations in different tellings) that the king would be killed by wine at the wedding feast if it were not dashed to the ground, or that he would be burned up by a wedding garment if it was not burned, etc.; in all variants, whoever says so would turn to stone to his waist. The third raven says, again in different variants, that the princess would faint and die unless someone draws three drops of blood from her right breast; or a dragon would attack their bridal chamber and unless driven off, kill them. True to form, whoever states this would turn entirely to stone.

John prevents all three fates. For the first two, the king trusts that John has acted in his service; but for the third, the king decides to execute him. At the place of execution, John tells the story of the ravens and turns progressively to stone.

In time, the queen bears twin sons. The king and queen learn that if they kill the boys and rub John's statue with their blood, he would come to life again. When the queen agrees to the sacrifice, Faithful John immediately comes back to life, the curse broken, and as a reward for the king's loyalty, the two children are restored to life as well. The king and queen live happily until their deaths.


Step into the shadows of the forest with Dark and Twisty Tales: folk stories and fairy tales for the unafraid. Hosted by Julia Norton, this bi-monthly podcast unearths the lesser-known, grisly, and unnerving narratives from global folklore. This isn't a collection of sanitized bedtime stories; it's an exploration of the original, often chilling tales that have whispered through generations. Each episode delves into the moral complexities, psychological terrors, and stark lessons embedded in these ancient stories, examining how their archetypes-the ogres, the tricksters, the wicked stepmothers-still resonate in our modern lives. Listening to this podcast feels like discovering a forgotten, leather-bound book in a dusty attic, full of songs and stories that are as compelling as they are cautionary. Julia’s curation and presentation treat these tales with the gravity and artistry they deserve, creating an immersive audio experience for those who appreciate the darker roots of storytelling. The podcast serves as a reminder that folklore was never just for children; it was a tool for navigating a frightening world, and these dark and twisty tales continue to offer strange wisdom for the challenges we face today.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Dark and Twisty Tales: folk stories and fairy tales for the unafraid.
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