Ep 26: Ghosts and Graverobbers

Ep 26: Ghosts and Graverobbers

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz March 4, 2020 Duration: 57:08
Using a combination of Tepid’s natural Gnomish minor illusion and Camilla’s natural Teifling thermatology, they team up to try to interrogate the last surviving captured gnome into explaining why there are gnome special ops in a human area. Seb and Eggzile eventually team up for some interrogation in their own style with Joe as a player realizing he has been limiting his own power. The team talks about the plan of what to do with the ill Admiral Souldrinker until the talk about the buried loot comes up. Of course the team decides to split the party…. WHY WOULD THEY NOT SPLIT THE PARTY FOR THE 40TH TIME!!!! (sorry, got a little angry there… ignore that) Camilla, Eggzile, The Unnamed Solder and the NPCs travel to the next city as Tepid, Seb, and Carolus stay behind to form Vulture Crew! The Forward team works to conclude various side quests and get paid. - Sean the DM. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
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Duration: 38:26
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Duration: 59:14
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