Ep 28: Just Use the Damn Magic, Kumar!

Ep 28: Just Use the Damn Magic, Kumar!

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz April 7, 2020 Duration: 55:56
The Unnamed Solder (Kumar) finally sold that whisky but meets someone that stands against everything his tribe believes in. Kumar also forgets that I told him this recording the goal is to introduce their level up features. Like really Kumar, we had that talk the day before recording! Sorry, DM anger seeping through… but it all works out in the end as The Unnamed Solder proves to be a good person and might make some progress with the Elf Priestess Si. Vulture Team (Kyle, Jon, and Tim) walk towards the city and finally gets there. Once in the city the encounter a old friend and quickly make new ones. Alli does some seal tricks in real life and Joe works on repenting with his god. I would love to say that he does it without any issues but there is a woman that is also praying next to him…. so…. you can imagine that it goes off the rails pretty quickly. Is this the start of the Eggzile’s love arc? Stay tuned! Sean the DM. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
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Duration: 1:15:38
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Duration: 47:38
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4th of July Special Part 1 The Intro [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 0:00
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Ep 16: I Think He Got the Point [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 41:56
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Ep 15: It Was a Fire Fight! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:10
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Ep 14: Taking a Crap in the Cell [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:31
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Ep 13: Now Say Something Nice [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:34
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Ep 12: Babies are worth 3 xp [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:48
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