Ep 38: Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Ep 38: Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz September 22, 2022 Duration: 0:00
Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly recap what happened last time (and it works well to recap everyone) as one of our members is late joining us. We talk about all the possible couples so far including the Unnamed Solder and Si, Seb and the Mayor, and Kamila and Betty’s budding romance. They are reminded that they have special stone dwarven guns unlike anything seen in the world before. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: The Unnamed Solder: a human fighter played by Kumar, Tepid the Pond: a gnome druid played by Tim, The Eggzile: a Passeri (bird person) paladin played by Joe, Seb: a Maokato (cat person) bard played by Jon, Carolus: A dark elf warlock played by Kyle, and Kamila: A tiefling ranger played by Alli, Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 99

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Podcast Episodes
Ep 35: A Nearby Sidequest Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:51
Welcome to the start of Season 2! We encounter a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Pha…
Ep 34:  The Blacksmith's Forge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:05:34
Welcome to the end of Season 1… The team gets an idea of the political situations of the world, but are too drunk (in RL) to put things together. They get a mission from the mayor and will hopefully take it. They try blo…
Ep 33:  Tepid Fights a Parade [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:18
The team continues to talk about weapon upgrades with the Rix the blacksmith and Tepid decides to trade the stolen dwarven gun plans in trade to get two of each of the guns made. The blacksmith also sells them bags of ho…
4th of July Holiday Special 2020 Part 4: The Heart of MÜR’IKA [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:57:43
We enter the final few hours of our heroe effort to save the MÜR’IKA town of Fancyfree. The heroes fight to regain the Heart of MÜR’IKA itself. Bucky works to get into the Unglish army to become a inside man. My characte…
Ep 32: Tepid Buys Friendship and Hand Jibbers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 40:12
Tim is continued to be punished by taking shots when he says bad things that Sean needs to edit.The Unnamed Solder and Si continue their day drinking and don’t rejoin the group. The Eggzile and Tepid don’t understand how…
4th of July Holiday Special 2020 Part 2: Come Along Therapy Monkey [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:13:22
We start the next day in MÜR’IKA and the characters are free to do what they want. As in its time to build up a heist! But first as they figure out who to talk to its time for a classic MÜR’IKA style breakfast surely the…
Non-Lore Minisode 2: Drunken Recap [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:24
A small section of our drunken pizza break as the players get me so angry I stop everything to give them a recap of what they did. We thought it was fun so you might enjoy it. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon…