Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 1: Deadbeats and Dragons

Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 1: Deadbeats and Dragons

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz February 15, 2020 Duration: 55:21
We start another adventure run by Tim in the content to the east of our main story! We get introduced to characters in this exciting adventure including Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar (Hope you didn’t strain yourself thinking up that combo Kumar! - Sean the DM) , Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Stealing Kyle’s patron Mot the Infected Calf, he is not happy about that but I don’t care. I am now the first multi-class character!), Dragon-Joe Barb-cock Dragonborn Barbarian (this name is literal) , Daj-jal the Half-orc Rouge (our first edgelord!) with Kyle just sitting around talking shit. Daj-jal seems shocked to learn that Bibitty is a sexist pervert and Crunchy is stoned out of his mind. Dragon Joe tries to run from a previous paramour. They find a way to escape that leads them to a turtle that is… hopeful (Don’t Call Us Heroes: making fun of both sides (TM) ) Lets see how this group of friend look for their objective. For the record it was Chinese New Year at time of recording, we know its not when this episode airs. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
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St Patrick's Day Episode 2020 prt 2: Melf and Wyn Make an ASMR [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:55
So with the second part of our St Hasselhoff day, join our team as they are no longer in the continent of Demor Gaulando but a pocket dimension? Or it is just next to where they started, its kind of unclear. The group no…
St Patrick's Day Episode 2020 prt 1: Shame Your Rocks! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:11
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Ep 26: Ghosts and Graverobbers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 57:08
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Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 4: Whip It Good [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:38
With the last mission in sight, the group runs into an old enemy. Tim raises Sean’s blood pressure once again with showing off his Photoshop skills. After Tim talks some stupid shit they get introduced to Sunflower Whisk…
Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 3: Slaps and the Sea-Rexes [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:44
The battle with the sirens comes to an end. Kyle leaves because he has adult things to do and can’t stay out all night due to work. DragonJoe beats the shit out of the crew because it reminds us of another character of T…
Ep 25: Stuck In The Middle With Gnome [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 57:22
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Ep 24: The Gnomes, The Hedgehog, and the Moon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:26
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Ep 23: I DECLARE VENGEANCE! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 37:26
The team runs from Whisky Row. They talk about the Red Oaks and how Tepid’s vision means they must stop them at all costs. While walking The Eggzile makes a choice that alters the course of the rest of his life and possi…
Ep 22: Escape From Whisky Row [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:14
Tepid gets a vision of great evil in the land as he tries to convinces everyone of the vision he had. Seb and Carolus jump into action to save the day! Unnamed (aka blankie) gets bored and wonders off to get a job as wel…