Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 3: Slaps and the Sea-Rexes

Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 3: Slaps and the Sea-Rexes

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz February 20, 2020 Duration: 50:44
The battle with the sirens comes to an end. Kyle leaves because he has adult things to do and can’t stay out all night due to work. DragonJoe beats the shit out of the crew because it reminds us of another character of Tim’s. Tim decides to be a cheeky bastard on the tart island. Bibitty mocks the captain who is not very observant while Dij-jal learns an effective way to deal with Bibitty’s sexist nature. And Crunchy Do-Gooder learns how to hotbox in clockwork underwater while they get attacked by deadly Sea-Rexes (it is what you think it is). Jon is reminded to give his backstory that he still has not shared as a edgelord is not a edgelord without 8 pages of typed single spaced backstory! (also Jon said he drew artwork for this character, ill see if i can get it out of him - Sean) Jon unfortunately has to leave at the end of the episode but with the adventure almost done, the question remains will these adventures save the day or will the mysterious villain behind all this win. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 99

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Podcast Episodes
Ep 21: Trouble Came to Whisky Row [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 55:07
Our characters wonder around whisky row becoming friends with the local sheriff. With Seb, Carolus, and Unnamed (aka Blankie) walking into the bar they quickly make life long friendships with the locals and even get a jo…
Minisode 4: Sean The DM talks about Plans [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:11
Just a quick late night minisode between wrapping presents. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise lis…
Ep 20: Welcome to Whisky Row [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:40
We follow our “heroes” after the aftermath of escaping from the city. We learn about the quest one of the charters needs to undertake due to their patron while they squabble over breakfast. Our players level up and incre…
Pumpkin Fest Pt 2: The Pumpkining [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:16:06
We continue our main charters: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk custom race that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim)…
Pumpkin Fest Pt 1: Attack of the Octo-Squashes [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 0:00
We get introduced to our main charters: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk custom race that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lust…
Ep 19: Tepid Cockblocks Unnamed [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 51:26
Our main characters get the hell out of the area around the prison as quickly as they can. Now they must make camp and rest in order to recover from that horrible battle that was beyond pointless. I hope you guys all enj…
Ep 18: Hello Darkness My Old Chum [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 39:53
The Red Oaks left the battle field. The MoaKato father has saved from death. What are our “heroes” still doing outside the prison battling? It is like they don’t pick up on cues or something. The unnamed solder waits for…
Ep 17: Baby Please Dont Go [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 0:00
And we are back to the main story! We leave off after the stabbing of the Moakato father in front of his daughters and the reaction to the Red Oak army, a group of racist elves that even other elves hate. Joe forgets wha…
Minisode 3: Lore of the Kolasal-Born and GnobGoblins [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 9:09
Specific to Tim’s content but may show up on others, the Kolasal-Born and Gnobgoblins."Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.or…
4th of July Special Part 5 DUEL! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:09:45
After Joe’s character yells duel against Ben Franklin, shit gets real. While Ben Franklin gets tired of the patriots shit (Aka, Tim, the DM gets tired of our shit) an epic final battle happens with some lasting consequen…