4|1 - Christmas Sale

4|1 - Christmas Sale

Author: Christmas comedy fiction series December 5, 2022 Duration: 3:22
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 4! The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. A Christmas sale is on the cards with Elphonse in need of some quick cash to fix the gamebox production line. New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1, 2 & 3 here on Facebook or on your podcast app. Please follow, rate & review.   Apple https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elf-control/id1491294048 Google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2VsZmNvbnRyb2wvZmVlZC54bWw Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5Im9ibmzYRlY5K2ZnLYfKH Podbean https://elfcontrol.podbean.com Amazon https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c0263d8d-5bb3-4bd7-bd38-22e207a289a4/elf-control   Elf Control is proudly part of the Podbreed Network - https://www.podbreed.com/

Ever wondered what really happens when the cameras aren't rolling on those cheerful holiday specials? Elf Control pulls back the velvet curtain on the world's most secretive operation. This Christmas comedy fiction series ventures into the bustling, often chaotic, halls of Christmas HQ, where the legendary North Pole workshop is less a winter wonderland and more a high-stakes, year-round production facility facing logistical nightmares, personality clashes, and the immense pressure of a global deadline. You'll hear the daily grind from the ground level: the scheming of middle-management gnomes, the union disputes in the toy-testing department, and the sheer pandemonium that ensues when the reindeer logistics team clashes with the naughty-or-nice data analysts. It's a workplace comedy where the stakes are literally the spirit of the season, and the coffee in the breakroom is surprisingly terrible. Tune into this podcast for a sharply funny, behind-the-scenes look at the myths and mechanics of the big day, all delivered with a wink and a healthy dose of holiday cynicism. The series finds its humor not in magic, but in the mundane realities of keeping the magic running, making the legendary feel hilariously relatable.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 51

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Podcast Episodes
5|10 - Let it Burn [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:28
Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.
5|9 - Investment Opportunity [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:20
Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.
5|8 - Timber! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:42
Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.
5|7 - Arctic Hell [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:22
The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.
5|6 - Store Visit [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:43
It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.
5|5 - Holiday Hobbies [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:54
We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.
5|4 - Coal Crisis [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:00
Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?
5|3 - The Zen Den [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:56
With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.
5|2 - Letters to Santa [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:03
Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.