Selling the Underworld, Part II

Selling the Underworld, Part II

Author: Tiffany J. Kim June 6, 2025 Duration: 4:08

Send over your dead SMS messages.

Greetings, listeners! In this installment of our satirical skit, Mr. President stands outside of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, waiting for Aidoneus to pick him up in that promised chariot. Of course, Mr. President isn't thrilled about the prospect of having to dine on a platter of pomegranates, but buying a ready-made realm with a multitude of subjects eager to bow to him makes it all the more worth it.

As ever, any feedback may be sent to me at Hades@firesidefolklorewithhades.com. 

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Disclaimer From the Lord of the Dead

This episode is a work of satire, deliberate as ritual, and grim as prophecy. No events depicted herein are factual—though truth often chooses to wear a mask when it walks among the living.

It is forged in the long and hallowed tradition of folklore: that ancient mortal craft of cloaking truths in tales, mocking kings through riddles, and laughing at monsters to rob them of power. Just as mortals once whispered of tyrants as toads and foxes in the safety of hearth-lit tales, so too do we now cloak modern hubris in mythic absurdity. The Underworld is not for sale, nor would I entrust its keys to a man who cannot distinguish a coin for Charon from a coin for Musk.

This performance is an exercise of protected speech, under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution—a right mortals too often squander until the silence is all that remains. To fear satire is to fear reflection, and the dead do not flinch from mirrors.

“Ἐν τοῖς σκιώδεσι, ἡ ἀλήθεια ψιθυρίζει.”
“In the shadows, truth whispers.”

Listen well. Laugh deeply. And remember: not all jokes are harmless… but the ones that bite are often the ones you needed to hear.

— Hades,
King of the Dead, Keeper of Oaths,
and Guardian of Folklore’s Flame


In Fireside Folklore with Hades, host Tiffany J. Kim invites you to pull up a chair beside a very different kind of hearth. The premise is simple, if delightfully absurd: the Lord of the Underworld himself, having lost a wager, is now bound to host a modern podcast. Stripped of his more fearsome duties and armed with millennia of insider knowledge, Hades offers a candid, often dryly humorous recounting of the myths that shaped our world. Forget the sanitized versions; here you’ll hear the messy, petty, and profoundly human dramas from the divine source who witnessed them firsthand. This isn't a dry history lesson, but a series of intimate conversations and stories told from a unique vantage point at the crossroads of society, art, and culture. Each episode feels like an eavesdropped confession, where legendary figures are revealed as complex characters and ancient events are unpacked with a surprising contemporary relevance. The podcast thrives on this anachronistic charm-Hades might critique a hero’s strategy with the detached air of a sports analyst or lament a goddess’s fashion choices as if reviewing a red carpet. Tiffany J. Kim’s creation blends education with performing arts, transforming folklore into gripping narrative. You’ll find yourself reconsidering familiar tales, listening for the subtle biases of the divine narrator, and perhaps gaining a little sympathy for the god who drew the short straw. It’s a fresh, character-driven exploration of why these old stories still resonate, delivered with a voice from the one who was actually there.
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