243: The Adventures of Chris Fable

243: The Adventures of Chris Fable

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC April 14, 2020 Duration: 2:00:35
On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable.
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You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante
Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast
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