294: God, Where Are You?

294: God, Where Are You?

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC April 6, 2021 Duration: 1:57:57
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question.
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355: A View to a Kill [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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354: Mayflower II [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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353: In Gramps' Shoes [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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352: Mountain Top [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:50:43
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351: Journey to Hell - Live from Toronto [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:50:08
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350: Rigged [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:36:08
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349: Father Stu [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:41
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348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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