330: The Laws of the Universe Part 0

330: The Laws of the Universe Part 0

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC December 14, 2021 Duration: 1:58:26
This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult.
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250: The Avenging Angel [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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249: Extreme Days [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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247: Signs [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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