348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club

348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC April 19, 2022 Duration: 1:26:28
This week, we watch old people eat.
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Ever find yourself scrolling through a streaming service, pausing on a movie so bafflingly bad it becomes magnetic? That’s the exact territory explored by God Awful Movies. Created by the team at Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, this podcast is a weekly expedition into the deepest, darkest corners of cinematic failure, where the plots are nonsensical, the acting is bewildering, and the special effects are anything but special. Each episode is a comedic autopsy of a truly terrible film, often pulled from the realms of low-budget horror, misguided faith-based projects, or straight-to-video curiosities that defy all logical filmmaking norms. The hosts don’t just mock the movies; they revel in their unique awfulness, dissecting the bizarre choices and unexpected moments that make these films unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Tuning in feels like hanging out with friends who have just subjected themselves to a cinematic car crash so you don’t have to, complete with running jokes, sharp commentary, and a genuine appreciation for the sheer effort it takes to make something this gloriously bad. It’s a perfect blend of TV and film criticism filtered through a lens of relentless comedy and leisure-time snark, making it an essential listen for anyone who believes that sometimes, the best entertainment comes from art that completely misses the mark. You’ll come away from this podcast with a new list of movies to avoid and a lot of laughs from the journey.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

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427: Kingdom Come [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33:52
This week, Heath is back to help us out with a review of Kingdom Come, the story of Satan's plan getting a little too convoluted.
426: The Exorcist: Believer [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:32:25
This week, Werewolf Ambulance drops in for an atheist review of The Exorcist: Believer, the story of the original Exorcist with one of those stupid "Co-exist" stickers slapped over the top of it.
425: Unwanted Presence [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:59:33
This week, Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join us for an atheist review of Unwanted Presence, the story of all the paperwork that most haunted house movies don't have the guts to show you.
424: Pray. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:42
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Pray., a movie so definitive the title has a damned period in it.
423: Born Into Mafia 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:25
This week, Cecil joins us for a review of Born Into Mafia 2, the spiritual sequel to Born Into Mafia that shares nothing with the original except broken English, porny camera angles, and unapologetic batshittery.---If yo…
422: The Rebirth of Buddha [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:29
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Rebirth of Buddha, another anime from the lunatics over at the Happy Science Cult. --- Pick up your QED tickets here: https://qedcon.org/ Check out more f…
421: Fighting Chance [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:31:58
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of Fighting Chance, the story of a guy named Chance who fights. And no, the writing doesn't get any more clever from there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donat…
420: Wild Weed: She Should've Said No [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:34
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of the 1949 anti-marijuana propaganda classic.---Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K---If you’d like to make a per episode donation…
419: Furious Love [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:38:32
This week, Karen from the Deconversion Therapy podcast joins us for an atheist review of Furious Love, the story of Earth's most credulous documentarian spending Kickstarter money on a lovely extended vacation. --- Check…
418: Crazy Wise [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:41:47
This week, (very nearly Dr.) Cara Santa Maria joins the guys to review a documentary that asks "what if mental illness is actually a magic power that we shouldn't be medicating away?", and never realizes that all the alt…