372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC October 4, 2022 Duration: 1:30:29
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe.
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447: Consider it All Joy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44:41
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Consider it All Joy and *spoiler alert* she does NOT consider it all joy.
446: Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:49:39
This week, the guys team up with a live audience in Orlando, Florida for an atheist review of Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom, a documentary that exposes Disney's purported sexualization of children. Brought to you by, of al…
445: His Only Son [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:39
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of His Only Son, the story of that time God pranked Abraham into attempted filicide.
444: Messiah (Netflix - Episodes 3 and 4) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:39:01
We're joined by Thomas and Matt from the Opening Arguments podcast to break down the religio-legal insanity in episodes 3 and 4 of the Netflix series Messiah.
443: A Time For Heaven [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:50:19
We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called "A Time For Heaven."
442: Best Friends Recycled [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:47
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Recycled. In our ninth foray into the Donald James Parker filmography, we dive into the direct sequel to the adventures of Tony and Jackson from…
441: The Exorcism in Amarillo [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:47:32
This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of The Exorcism in Amarillo, our fourth foray into the wonderful world of Wright Family Films (makers of such GAM-favorites as Halloween Hero and The Badge, The Bible, and…
440: Blackbird [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:58:13
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of the notorious Michael Flatley vanity project Blackbird. It's the story of a bunch of spy movie cliches getting tosses in a hat.
439: The Devil Conspiracy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44:03
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Devil Conspiracy, the story of what might happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands... and that somehow mattered.
438: e-motion 2.0 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:07:29
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once again so we can try her patience with more woo documentaries.