372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC October 4, 2022 Duration: 1:30:29
This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe.
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280: Sons of Thunder: Episode 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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