378: Seventy Times Seven

378: Seventy Times Seven

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC November 15, 2022 Duration: 1:58:48
This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of Seventy Times Seven, a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after.
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Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

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555: The Carpenter [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:02
This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
554: The Keys of the Kingdom [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:00:58
This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the K…
553: Beauty and the Atheist [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:28:58
This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a…
552: House of Numbers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:25
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.
551: Melania - Live from San Francisco! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:09:52
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.
550: The Girl Who Believes in Miracles [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:56:58
This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.
549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:47:24
This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.
548: Restoring Grace [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:07:09
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks.---To see us live in San Fra…
547: Chariots of the Gods [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:31:44
Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.
546: In God's Time [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:47:19
This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.