512: Summertime Christmas

512: Summertime Christmas

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC June 24, 2025 Duration: 1:46:44
This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.

Ever find yourself scrolling through a streaming service, pausing on a movie so bafflingly bad it becomes magnetic? That’s the exact territory explored by God Awful Movies. Created by the team at Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, this podcast is a weekly expedition into the deepest, darkest corners of cinematic failure, where the plots are nonsensical, the acting is bewildering, and the special effects are anything but special. Each episode is a comedic autopsy of a truly terrible film, often pulled from the realms of low-budget horror, misguided faith-based projects, or straight-to-video curiosities that defy all logical filmmaking norms. The hosts don’t just mock the movies; they revel in their unique awfulness, dissecting the bizarre choices and unexpected moments that make these films unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Tuning in feels like hanging out with friends who have just subjected themselves to a cinematic car crash so you don’t have to, complete with running jokes, sharp commentary, and a genuine appreciation for the sheer effort it takes to make something this gloriously bad. It’s a perfect blend of TV and film criticism filtered through a lens of relentless comedy and leisure-time snark, making it an essential listen for anyone who believes that sometimes, the best entertainment comes from art that completely misses the mark. You’ll come away from this podcast with a new list of movies to avoid and a lot of laughs from the journey.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

God Awful Movies
Podcast Episodes
474: God's Not Dead: In God We Trust [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:49:53
This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand, in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and tr…
473: Infinite [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:18:10
This week's episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Crystal Ballroom in Boston, MA. And in honor of our host city, we broke down Infinite, starring Boston's 23rd favorite son, Marky Mark.
472: Noah's Ark (2007) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:54:44
This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Ark, a Spanish cartoon that finally answers the question of where all the sewage on the ark goes.
471: Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:04:02
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace, the story of Christianity, but with more guns. And wrist control.
470: The Firing Squad [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:02:13
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Firing Squad, the international testament to how bad a green screen can still look with modern technology.
469: Dark Realm [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:43:54
This week, Andrea Romano joins us to review Dark Realm, the story of a guy trying to add a plot to his crappy magic routine, but not trying very hard.
468: The Oath [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:13:06
This week, Dan Beecher from Data Over Dogma joins us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of The Oath, the story of Mormons trying to do gritty history with neither grit nor history.
467: Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:51:19
This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy, the story of Mormons reading Pride and Prejudice and not getting it. At all. Or even getting close.
466: Out of Liberty [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:29
This week, we team up for an atheist review of Out of Liberty, the story of that time Joseph Smith escaped from jail. No... not that, time. The other time. The one where he was in jail for treason. No... not that time. T…
465: The Animated Book of Mormon, Ep 1 and 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:16
This week, Marsh begins his education into America's worst attempt at literature with an atheist review of the first two episodes of the animated Book of Mormon.