557: Average Joe

557: Average Joe

Author: Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC May 19, 2026 Duration: 1:56:35
This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.

Ever find yourself scrolling through a streaming service, pausing on a movie so bafflingly bad it becomes magnetic? That’s the exact territory explored by God Awful Movies. Created by the team at Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, this podcast is a weekly expedition into the deepest, darkest corners of cinematic failure, where the plots are nonsensical, the acting is bewildering, and the special effects are anything but special. Each episode is a comedic autopsy of a truly terrible film, often pulled from the realms of low-budget horror, misguided faith-based projects, or straight-to-video curiosities that defy all logical filmmaking norms. The hosts don’t just mock the movies; they revel in their unique awfulness, dissecting the bizarre choices and unexpected moments that make these films unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Tuning in feels like hanging out with friends who have just subjected themselves to a cinematic car crash so you don’t have to, complete with running jokes, sharp commentary, and a genuine appreciation for the sheer effort it takes to make something this gloriously bad. It’s a perfect blend of TV and film criticism filtered through a lens of relentless comedy and leisure-time snark, making it an essential listen for anyone who believes that sometimes, the best entertainment comes from art that completely misses the mark. You’ll come away from this podcast with a new list of movies to avoid and a lot of laughs from the journey.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

God Awful Movies
Podcast Episodes
559: The 7th Commandment [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:51
This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.
558: The Apple [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44:17
This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.
556: Sins of Jezebel [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:24:32
We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.
555: The Carpenter [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:02
This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
554: The Keys of the Kingdom [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:00:58
This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the K…
553: Beauty and the Atheist [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:28:58
This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a…
552: House of Numbers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:25
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.
551: Melania - Live from San Francisco! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:09:52
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.
550: The Girl Who Believes in Miracles [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:56:58
This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.
549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:47:24
This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.