Holiday In The Sun

Holiday In The Sun

Author: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon May 13, 2026 Duration: 1:10:14
Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters.  Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠ HERE⁠!  Join us on Patreon for new episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod   instagram.com/joehegyes   instagram.com/andrewmuscarella   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod   tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good Children is a comedy podcast hosted by childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. It’s a conversation born from a shared past of trying to be perfect, of chasing approval and gold stars, and now navigating the weird, often hilarious fallout of that upbringing. Each episode feels like pulling up a chair between two friends who are finally letting their guard down, unpacking the anxieties and performative habits that stick around long after the report cards are gone. They talk about the mundane pressures of adult life-the instinct to suck in your stomach, both literally and metaphorically-with a warmth and humor that comes from decades of knowing each other’s secrets. This isn’t a lecture on self-improvement; it’s a weekly, laugh-filled excavation of what it means to have been a “good” kid and the messy, ongoing work of figuring out who you are after that. Produced in collaboration with Studio71 and Confetti Cannon, the podcast finds comedy in the relatable tension between who we were raised to be and the people we actually are, one candid, meandering conversation at a time.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

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I Got Catfished 9 Times [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:33
How can one man be catfished nine times? This week we unpack Andrew's relationship to... trust? HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM…
Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:16:45
This week we're answering YOUR questions. Good Children, please report to the guidance office. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com…
Celibacy, First Times, and Being Late Bloomers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:14:50
This week, we’re discussing being celibate. For us, that means our entire lives up until about 23 years old. It also means the first year of this podcast. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New…
The Early Days of Instagram [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:46
Groufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (…
Taylor and Travis: The Engagement Episode [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:49
BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce. In this emergency episode, we discuss their future wedding, our thoughts on marriage, and more. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New ep…
The Rules of Open Relationships [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:10:44
This week, the boys break down the phenomena of open relationships. Who sets the rules? Who gets to play? Do you tell your partner about your hookups? And more. Plus: hear from a concerned listener (Grant Gibbs) as they…
The Death of Body Positivity [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:15:59
*TW: This week's episode touches on some very real themes surrounding body dysmorphia and weight loss drugs.* Today we're breaking down our ever-changing relationships to our bodies in a GLP-1 dominated society. New epis…
How It Feels to Fall for a Boy for the First Time [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:10:59
Did someone order an episode of Love, Victor? This week, we’re talking our first gay romances. Joe met a boy at the Met and spent the summer in museum corners, on crowded trains, on dates that felt like a movie. Andrew k…
Going to Poundtown at the Beach [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:11:39
Good Children: The Podcast is known for its fearless, unflinching commitment to investigative journalism. This week, we take on the most urgent question of our time: why does summer in New York City make us so h*rny, swe…
Sitting, Scooping, and Sucking: Bathroom Politics [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:04:41
Good Children: The Podcast continues its brave, Pulitzer-adjacent coverage of the issues that matter. This week, we investigate the modern bathroom: a space for releasing, for sucking, for crying, and wondering when you'…