The Riverhead Holiday Inn

The Riverhead Holiday Inn

Author: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon July 17, 2024 Duration: 1:26:57
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Good Children is a comedy podcast hosted by childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. It’s a conversation born from a shared past of trying to be perfect, of chasing approval and gold stars, and now navigating the weird, often hilarious fallout of that upbringing. Each episode feels like pulling up a chair between two friends who are finally letting their guard down, unpacking the anxieties and performative habits that stick around long after the report cards are gone. They talk about the mundane pressures of adult life-the instinct to suck in your stomach, both literally and metaphorically-with a warmth and humor that comes from decades of knowing each other’s secrets. This isn’t a lecture on self-improvement; it’s a weekly, laugh-filled excavation of what it means to have been a “good” kid and the messy, ongoing work of figuring out who you are after that. Produced in collaboration with Studio71 and Confetti Cannon, the podcast finds comedy in the relatable tension between who we were raised to be and the people we actually are, one candid, meandering conversation at a time.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

Good Children
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Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:21
This week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history. Wake up with clearer skin,…
We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:18:20
The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past…
Escaping The Khia Asylum [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:24:01
Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join…
A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:05
Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe…
Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:04:18
This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (o…
Thanksgiving Has Got To Go [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:12
Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST:…
Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:30
This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On? Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes d…
Ranking Cold Cuts [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:04
This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New ep…
Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:34
This week we're joined by pop sensation Ashnikko to discuss all things bathhouses, childhood trauma, and her latest album "Smoochies." Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thurs…