Boring wines 7-2-2025

Boring wines 7-2-2025

Author: Gus Clemens July 2, 2025 Duration: 6:13

This is the weekly column

As someone who loves writing and wine, it was a quick and easy call 17 years ago when the local newspaper publisher asked me to write about wine in his publication.

It has been a happy 17 years with too many joys to mention. But there are downsides. Tasting a lot of wine is part of the job, and that can become tedious. That is especially true of boring, cookie-cutter wines.

Often identified as “supermarket wines” or “mass production wines.” Meiomi and Mark West are among the best known—they sell hundreds of thousand bottles a year (Meiomi, one milllion)—but there are many others. They are not terrible wines with obvious flaws. Usually there are no flaws, but wines designed to have no flaws in mass production also means they have no soul. They are boring. Taste enough of them and you are besieged by a depressing ennui.

Maksym Kozlenko

Such wines will be fruit-forward approaching jammy. There likely is some residual sugar to flirt with sweetness. They will be around 14.5% ABV. Reds likely will be blends, but cabernet sauvignon or pinot noir will be 75% of the blend, just qualifying them to be labeled by the varietal name.

If they don’t go for a varietal naming, they will be labeled with a focus-group refined name concocted by their marketing department with special attention on an eye-catching label. When wines taste much the same, the key to success is what the bottle looks like standing upright on a crowded supermarket shelf.

For the same money, you can experience distinctive wines that reflect the place and time they were made and offer individualistic takes on what constitutes wine. Their production numbers will be far less. They can come from anywhere, but South America (Argentina, Chile, Uruguay) and the Iberian Peninsula (Spain, Portugal) particularly abound in such values. I don’t want to slight the Languedoc of France, various part of Italy (especially Sicily), and others—including smaller operations in California, Oregon, and Washington State—the list could go on. You get the idea.

My wine reviews gravitate to such wines, while affordability and availability (internet wine sales really help here) remain important considerations.

As long-time readers know, I consider myself a writer who happens to write about wine rather than a wine cognoscente attempting to be a writer. Also, a curator rather than a critic. If I publish a wine review, I do so because I think readers may find in it something to enjoy. I chose to spend our limited time together presenting a wine worth trying rather than warning you about a wine to avoid.

If you enjoy them, there is no reason to avoid supermarket, mass production wines. They are often serviceable, if rarely exciting. If you dare for something beyond bland, I offer you my tasting notes.

Tasting notes

• Domaine Bousquet Gaia Cabernet Franc, Gualtallary Vineyards, Mendoza, Argentina 2018: Rich, tasty, balanced cab franc from one the world’s leading producers of organically-farmed wine. Tasting this at seven years old mellowed the wine, it also proved its ageability for an affordable wine. $15-18 Link to my review

• Bodegas Virgen del Galir Pagos del Galir A Malosa Godello, Valdeorras DO, Spain 2020: Premium white wine made with godello, Spain’s come-back grape. Excellent taste and body. Elegant, subtle, wonderfully reflects rugged terroir of the Valdeorras DO, especially its minerality. $15-21 Link to my review

• Dr. Konstantin Frank Dry Riesling Finger Lakes 2023: Another example of Dr. Konstantin Frank’s masterful skill with riesling in the Finger Lakes region of northwestern New York State. Keuka Lake provides superb conditions for cold-climate riesling grapes, as does the region’s soil composition. The Keuka Lake plots provide the bulk of the grapes and their shallow, shale-based soils deliver minerality, acidity, and structure. $20 Link to my review

Last round

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving probably is not for you. Wine time.

Thanks for reading Gus Clemens on Wine. Please share and invite friend to subscribe.

Gus Clemens on Wine is a reader-supported publication. To support my work, consider becoming a paid subscriber. No matter how you subscribe, I appreciate you reading.

Email: wine@cwadv.com

Newsletter: gusclemens.substack.com

Website: Gus Clemens on Wine website

Facebook: facebook.com/GusClemensOnWine/posts/

Twitter (X): @gusclemens

Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/gusclemensonwine.bsky.social .

Long form wine stories on Vocal: Gus Clemens on Vocal

Apple podcasts https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=apple+podcasts+gus+clemens+apple+p…&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8.

Linkedin: Gus Clemens on Wine

Links worth exploring

Diary of a Serial Hostess Ins and outs of entertaining; witty anecdotes of life in the stylish lane.

As We Eat Multi-platform storytelling explores how food connects, defines, inspires.

Dave McIntyre’s WineLine Longtime Washington Post wine columnist now on Substack. Entertaining, informative.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit gusclemens.substack.com/subscribe

There’s a lot of noise in the world of wine, but Gus Clemens on Wine cuts through it with clarity and a good dose of humor. Drawing from his widely syndicated newspaper column and his daily online posts, Gus Clemens brings his accessible expertise directly to your ears. This isn’t a stuffy lecture series. Instead, each episode feels like a relaxed conversation with a knowledgeable friend who genuinely wants you to enjoy the journey as much as the glass in your hand. You’ll hear straightforward reviews, fascinating stories from wine history, and practical insights that make the entire subject feel approachable and fun. The podcast naturally extends Gus’s written work into a warm, audio format perfect for listening during a commute, while cooking, or simply relaxing. Whether you’re just starting to explore beyond the supermarket aisle or you’re a seasoned enthusiast looking for a fresh perspective, this series demystifies topics from grape varieties and regions to pairing ideas and the latest trends. It’s about the culture, the people, and the stories behind the bottle, all delivered with a consistent, engaging voice that turns every episode into a pleasant discovery. Tune in for a genuinely user-friendly guide to the wide, wonderful world of wine.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

Gus Clemens on Wine explores and explains the world of wine in simple, humorous, fun posts
Podcast Episodes
Questions and answers 4-23-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:17
This is the weekly columnAnswers to common wine questions:• What is the difference between my home refrigerator and a wine refrigerator?Your home frig’s internal temperature is around 35 degrees, while a wine frig is bet…
Questions and answers 4-16-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:07
This is the weekly columnSome answers to common questions:• What does “fruity” and “sweet” mean in a wine review?They are two different concepts. Fruity or “fruit-forward” wine is one where fruit flavors dominate over ot…
Wine complexity 4-9-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:24
This is the weekly columnWine has an image problem that is both its biggest asset and its Achilles heal. Wine is the most complex alcohol drink.If you examine wine’s consumer base, wine drinkers tend to be older, better…
Why no negatives? 4-2-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:53
This is the weekly columnFollowers of my wine writing know I do not do negative wine reviews. I consider myself a curator rather than a critic. If you want snark about a particular wine, others are happy to satisfy you.W…
Wines for spring 3-26-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:24
This is the weekly columnSpring is here. What wines are especially suited for the warming days and the return of plants from dormancy? There are many happy choices.Bright acidity, floral aromatics, freshness, lightness,…
Texas wine ascendent 3-19-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:56
This is the weekly columnSixty years ago, Texas wine was a curious microdot in the wine world. Two Texas Tech professors piddled around with a few grapevines, originally intending to make grape jelly to supplement their…
Wine bottle closures 3-12-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:05
This is the weekly columnIt used to be simple. Good wine had a natural cork. Cheap wine had a screw top. Not any more.The 1990s wine boom stressed cork production and engendered an increase in “cork taint” caused by the…
AI evaluation 3-5-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:31
This is the weekly columnI find Perplexity a useful AI tool researching wine and other topics. In an act of hubris, I challenged it to evaluate Gus Clemens on Wine.Today’s column addresses some of the Perplexity results.…
Grapes by the numbers 2-26-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:15
This is the weekly columnBy best estimate, there are some 10,000 different grape varieties in the world. If you tasted a different one every day, it would take you more than 27 years to complete the task. Thankfully, the…
Wine bottle sizes 2-19-2025 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:05
This is the weekly columnIt is a new year and there are sweeping changes in wine bottle sizes in America. Yep, wine makers and glass blowers have a whole new tool kit to entice you into experiencing whatever elixir they…