Thieves Stole Every Kit Kat Bar Ruining Easter | 3.30.26

Thieves Stole Every Kit Kat Bar Ruining Easter | 3.30.26

March 30, 2026 Duration: 48:09
Episode 1926  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI 00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds 00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release 00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe 00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops 00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes 00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it  00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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