Phil sent me an ass video and now I can’t go to the gym

Phil sent me an ass video and now I can’t go to the gym

Author: Dan and Phil, Studio71 March 23, 2026 Duration: 36:03
Dan fails to swipe away a risque notification, and Phil prepares for an important anniversary! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order at: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 To Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) on your third box, go to: ⁠https://HelloFresh.com/danandp10fm⁠ Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at: https://Shopify.com/danandphil Get this EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal! Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee at: https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/danandphil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After years of building a shared online world, Dan and Phil are hitting the button on a new, unfiltered chapter. HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil is exactly what it sounds like: a deliberate, sometimes chaotic plunge into the topics they’ve tip-toed around before. This isn't a polished production; it's a live-wire conversation from their living room, embracing the scary, dangerous, and messy parts of living openly. As veteran commentators on culture and society, they frame their personal oversharing within a wider, often absurd, look at the world. The comedy emerges naturally from the tension between their carefully crafted past and this deliberately unguarded present. Each episode feels like you’re listening in on a private, hilarious, and surprisingly profound dialogue where regret is a possibility but honesty is the non-negotiable policy. They dig into the awkward, the personal, and the universally relatable, all with the understanding that authenticity is a work in progress. Tuning into this podcast means getting a front-row seat to a friendship navigating its own hard launch, finding the fun in the vulnerability, and proving that sometimes the best way to deal with life is to just hit publish.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 43

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil
Podcast Episodes
The Colonic Irrigation Incident [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:17
Dan finally shares his 'accidental hose' story and Phil yearns to cycle with no clothes. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up here https://laylo.com/da…
Dan’s Depressing Birthday Surprise 🖤 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 39:44
It's big D's big D(ay) and we both end up with black tongues. We are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up here https://laylo.com/danandphil/secretlaunch Sign…
Our first pride as a collaboratively gay duo [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:10
We celebrate Pride month by looking at our queer lives - from first bars, to dream euthanasia pods. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
Dan's Instagram 'Instants' Incident [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:30
We're almost leaking, socially tweaking and can't stop freaking speaking. Thanks to our sponsors: -Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANANDPHIL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek.…
PHIL FACES THE CHEESE CHALLENGE [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:40
Phil shows a dangerous amount of skin and pretends to care about Dan’s current fixations. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
Draining Richard's Balls [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 31:10
SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT! WE'RE DROPPING BALLS UNTIL WE GET A RED ONE - STRAP IN AND PREPARE TO TWIST. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌍 To wat…
Dan keeps licking things in public [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 37:32
We hear about Dan's wild night with Zayn, Louis and Chappell - and Phil bombs an airport TikTok. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
We are not getting sued by BTS [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 37:58
We learn why Dan is strengthening his grip and find out if distance made our hearts grow fonder. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DANDANDPHIL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *…
420 Phlaze It [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:07
Phil spills about hiding from an A-list actor in an ASDA, and We Try the Viral White Monster and Yoghurt Drink. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
How we’d sleep with three in a bed [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:47
We address the polycule sleeping situation and learn why Dan was shirtless screaming on the floor. Thanks to our sponsor: EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/hardlaunch Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-b…