We've finally reached the biggest fantasy football draft weekend of the year! We know: you're ready! The reason we know? Because there *are* no right answers! Anyone who tells you they're positive about anything is lying! The NFL re-invents itself every year. So be a little nervous, that's fun, but don't stress too much. On today's show, we'll deliver that message of calm, and also hand out the hardware for this fantasy draft season. Guest: Cousin Josh.
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2026 Preseason Huggy Awards:
Year We Stop Doing Elaborate Technical Setups That Take All Morning Award: Zay Flowers
Javonte Williams Bounceback Award: Bucky Irving
Player You're Most Excited To See Play In Week 1 Award: Jeremiyah Love
Tear-Your-Hair-Out Award: Garrett Wilson
Player I Don't Want To Talk About Anymore Award: Brock Bowers
2026 Fantasy MVP: Derrick Henry
2026 Preseason Baggy Awards:
* 2026's Biggest Trashbag: TreVeyon Henderson
* 2026's Stealth Trashbag: Jonathan Taylor
* Coach Likeliest To Be Joe Philbin's Lime-Cutting Assistant During This Season: Dan Quinn
* Player You Think Would Be Most Fun To Travel To Italy With & Player Who Would Be Least Fun To Travel To Italy With: Stefon Diggs / Aaron Rodgers
* NFL Player Who Makes The Most Believable Bandwagon Utah Jazz Fan: Steve Young
* Movie That Best Captures The Essence Of Each Player:
+ Drake Maye: Aliens
+ D.J. Moore: Old Boy
+ Jeremiyah Love: Waterworld
+ Marshawn Lloyd: Million Dollar Baby
* 2026 Chipotle Award For The Player You Don't Necessarily Hate, But He Keeps Making You Sick And You Can't Quit Him: Blake Corum
* 2026 Steve Slaton Award For The Current Player You Irrationally Hate Most: Patrick Ricard
* 2026 Carlos Hyde "Out Of The NFL" Award: Tua Tagovailoa
* Biggest Trashbag In Current Pop Culture: West Wilson from Summer House
* Biggest Trashbag Menu Item Found On Too Big A Percentage Of New York Restaurants: Caviar Bump in Martini
* 2026 Fantasy LVP: Josh Allen
