Cellar Dweller

Cellar Dweller

Author: Geekscape February 1, 2019 Duration: 36:46
As everyone knows, beautiful female artists want nothing more than to rekindle the EC Comics art style and draw panel after panel of women in skimpy clothes and painfully obvious cold rooms terrorized by demonic hordes.... Right? Don't tell us that CELLAR DWELLER (1988) lied to us! Don't blink or you'll miss our boy Jeffy Combs doing his best Patrick Bateman impression in the first 5 minutes of the movie, but if you do, you can kind of fast-forward all the pointless character development in the middle and just get to the good stuff - a doe-eyed rubber suit monster wrecking all these art school weirdos' days and munching on their body parts. There's also a sweet decapitation, so you know your HMN boys are having fun on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Humongous (1982) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:50
When we look back at the questionable films Kyle has subjected us to (there are a lot), this week’s may come close to the top of the list for its suuuuuuper rough first 5 minutes, followed by another rough 80 minutes of…
Addams Family Values (1993) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:43
This week we are celebrating Thanksgiving AND the 30 year anniversary of Addams Family Values. This sequel is arguably one of the rare sequels that’s as good if not a little better than the original movie! If you like th…
Thinner (1996) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:12
We’re so close to Thanksgiving and worked our way through all the Cannibal Woopsies worth watching so this week Scott has us dig into a different food based movie, THINNER. This Tom Holland adaptation of Stephen King’s d…
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:46
On another episode of Not-Quite-Horror Movie Night, our fearless leader Matt takes us on a trip through time and space to a place where everyone is significantly hairier than we already are. But not on the surface, rathe…
Tequila Body Shots (2000) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:42
Much like the behavior one would expect at a college party when the peer pressure is stronger than your better judgment, your hosts caved to the Patrons in our Slack chat and are gulping down TEQUILA BODY SHOTS (1999). S…
Halloween Candy Swap [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:55
Happy Halloween from Horror Movie Night! Enjoy this bonus episode where Kyle, Scott and Matt try to swap out fictional candy to get their perfect Halloween Night Haul! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm…
Halloweentown (1998) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:19
HMN’s Halloween tradition of picking a family-friendly movie for the holiday continues as we travel all the way to HALLOWEENTOWN (1998) in a flying bus that definitely needs a tune-up… While this one may be a staple in a…
The Convent (2000) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 48:09
On a totally not-blasphemous episode of the show, your HMN hosts take you on a black light body fluid-soaked trip to THE CONVENT (1999) and live to tell the tale! This forgotten gem has gotten new life thanks to Shudder…
Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:06
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The Fear (1995) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 49:08
It’s finally October and we’re here… for THE FEAR! This strange 1995 blend of psychological slasher and killer mannequin on the loose is a great time capsule to a time without cellphones but plenty of Christmas theme par…