Constantine (2005)

Constantine (2005)

Author: Geekscape May 23, 2025 Duration: 43:39
Imagine a time when the biggest action star in the world wasn’t some musclebound dude with an oiled-up chest wearing a loincloth, but rather a tall, slim guy whose catch phrase was “whoa.” If you’re imagining Keanu Reeves, good; if you’re imagining him as John Wick, you gotta go back further, to the Matrix days of the early 00s. Now, imagine that he and a young Shia LaBeouf are kickass exorcists and the guy from Bush is a demon. Seriously! That might’ve been the elevator pitch for CONSTANTINE (2005). Based on the comic book Hellblazer in the most superficial ways, this one might be a contentious pick for those who don’t consider it horror, but it’s our show and we say angels, demons and sick forearm sigil tatz give it a pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever have that feeling of standing in a video store aisle, staring at a box with wild artwork, hoping you’re about to discover a hidden gem? That’s the spirit Horror Movie Night channels every episode. Hosts Matt, Scott, and Kyle from Geekscape are your guides through the highs and lows of the genre, from forgotten oddities to beloved classics. They fully commit to the gamble, so you get the genuine excitement of a surprising find like *American Gothic* right alongside the shared misery of a baffling flop like *Terror Toons*. The dynamic is less a formal review and more like eavesdropping on friends passionately debating a movie they just rented, capturing that specific blend of nostalgia and snark. Listening to this podcast feels like a weekly hangout where the conversation is fueled by cinematic scares and genuine laughs. You’ll hear their immediate reactions, the tangents, and the camaraderie that turns even the most disappointing film into an entertaining experience. It’s a comedy and film discussion wrapped in the worn-out VHS tape of memory, perfect for anyone who misses the ritual of picking a movie based solely on its cover.
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Texas Chainsaw 3D (2012) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:35
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Friday the 13th (2009) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:23
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Hellraiser (1987) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:31
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Riki-O The Story of Ricky (1991) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:57
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Kyle Talks to Jack Attack director Ben Warhit [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 30:58
Kyle chats with filmmaker Ben Warhit to discuss his latest surfer-horror comedy short, "Jack Attack," now available on CryptTV. Synopsis: A down-and-out surf instructor desperately needs money to pay his rent and feed hi…
Decoys (2004) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:52
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Streaming Now - Beast of War (2025) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:29
This weekend Shudder released Beast of War from last year. This independent shark movie is arguably one of the best shark films of the last decade. Matt and Kyle watched it and give you a quick but SPOILER FREE discussio…
Mirror Mirror II: Raven Dance (1994) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 52:52
We had so much fun last year with its predecessor, we decided to get right to killer mirror sequel no one asked for early on in 2026. MIRROR MIRROR 2: RAVEN DANCE (1994) isn’t a good movie, but it definitely has its mome…
Anniversary Episode Re-Release - From Dusk Til Dawn [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:29
Due to the 30 year anniversary of From Dusk Til Dawn being this month we decided to re-release our episode #253 from 2020 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices