Constantine (2005)

Constantine (2005)

Author: Geekscape May 23, 2025 Duration: 43:39
Imagine a time when the biggest action star in the world wasn’t some musclebound dude with an oiled-up chest wearing a loincloth, but rather a tall, slim guy whose catch phrase was “whoa.” If you’re imagining Keanu Reeves, good; if you’re imagining him as John Wick, you gotta go back further, to the Matrix days of the early 00s. Now, imagine that he and a young Shia LaBeouf are kickass exorcists and the guy from Bush is a demon. Seriously! That might’ve been the elevator pitch for CONSTANTINE (2005). Based on the comic book Hellblazer in the most superficial ways, this one might be a contentious pick for those who don’t consider it horror, but it’s our show and we say angels, demons and sick forearm sigil tatz give it a pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever have that feeling of standing in a video store aisle, staring at a box with wild artwork, hoping you’re about to discover a hidden gem? That’s the spirit Horror Movie Night channels every episode. Hosts Matt, Scott, and Kyle from Geekscape are your guides through the highs and lows of the genre, from forgotten oddities to beloved classics. They fully commit to the gamble, so you get the genuine excitement of a surprising find like *American Gothic* right alongside the shared misery of a baffling flop like *Terror Toons*. The dynamic is less a formal review and more like eavesdropping on friends passionately debating a movie they just rented, capturing that specific blend of nostalgia and snark. Listening to this podcast feels like a weekly hangout where the conversation is fueled by cinematic scares and genuine laughs. You’ll hear their immediate reactions, the tangents, and the camaraderie that turns even the most disappointing film into an entertaining experience. It’s a comedy and film discussion wrapped in the worn-out VHS tape of memory, perfect for anyone who misses the ritual of picking a movie based solely on its cover.
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Monster in the Closet (1987) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:07
Another week, another obscure "Troma Presents" movie picked by Matt - this time, it's the inextricable MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)! We couldn't get enough of young Paul Walker during TAMMY & THE T-REX, so we took a deep…
Re-Rental: Tourist Trap [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:44
Brian didn't join the HMN crew until Episode 148. This means he missed a ton of great content of the first 100+ episodes so we are going to re-visit some of our favorites with him. We're kicking it off with the classic C…
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1987) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:45
We're watching Elvira: Mistress of the Dark again and are pretty sure this movie needs no introduction or explanation for why it was picked. Cassandra Peterson is a treasure and if you don't like this movie, you hate fun…
Nightmare at Noon (1987) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 29:30
Talk about false advertisement, this week's movie neither occurs strictly at noon, nor is it a true nightmare (except to 2 of your hosts' frayed nerves/patience), but here we are discussion the most Cannon Films film tha…
Body Parts (1991) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:44
Another week, another tale of orphaned limbs and the trouble the little scamps can get themselves into! The Jeff Fahey/Brad Dourif double date known as BODY PARTS (1991) is an oddly-paced and just overall weird movie, so…
Bride of the Re-Animator (1990) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:24
Things we love: Jeffrey Combs, Frankenstein ripoffs, and ridiculous practical effects, so it seemed like it was time to get down on one knee for the over-the-top BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990)! We had previously done a Patr…
Devil Times Five (1974) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:24
Nobody really thinks creepy kid movies work anymore, right? See that, Brian? Your decision to subject us to DEVIL TIMES FIVE, aka PEOPLE TOYS (1974) was a fool's errand, like trying to seduce a mentally-handicapped giant…
Child's Play 3 (1991) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:59
Just when you thought it was safe to recycle the plastic from a supernaturally-possessed doll with a creepy smile, surprise idiot! More Chucky! This week's victim is CHILD'S PLAY 3 (1991) - it's a killer toy movie, so of…
Deep Rising (1998) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:40
We couldn't get enough of the cast of LORD OF ILLUSIONS, so we took a dive into the briny blue in search of slimy horror treasure with 1998's DEEP RISING! Packed to the gills with Famke Jannsen, the guy who played her cr…