13 Ghosts Review

13 Ghosts Review

Author: Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review February 16, 2022 Duration: 1:08:28

We watched 13 Ghosts on HBOMAX and it was exactly what I thought it would be, which is Ghost Ship meets Event Horizon with a side order of Wrong Turn.

Thirteen Ghosts illustration by horror movie talk podcast

@dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website.

https://youtu.be/n1yZl9HVLd0

Synopsis

13 Ghosts is a movie about a ghost collector who leaves his massive house to his distant relative family, who think they are getting a sweet deal. 

What they end up getting is royally fucked by a house that is full of a bunch of ghosts. 

The house is made to trap them and do some sick twisted stuff, but luckily Matthew Lillard is here to shed some light on this quandary. Matthew explains that he is a ghost feeler, and regularly touches ghosts. He helped their uncle collect all these ghosts, and he feels bad or something and wants to help them. 

The house has other plans and wacky hijinks ensue.

Review

13 Ghosts is no doubt remembered fondly by a bunch of old zoomers and young millennials who were impressionable whilst watching this but let me assure you, it’s fucked. 

This was directed by Steve Beck, who directed Ghost Ship in 2002, one year after this film. Interestingly, before directing 13 Ghosts, Steve had only directed commercials, and after he directed Ghost Ship which is basically a reskinning of 13 Ghosts he never directed again. This is a good thing.

13 Ghosts is jumpcuts and loud noises mixed with edgy, barely explained lore mixed with dog shit. All of this could be excusable if it was fun or interesting or funny, but it’s none of those things.

It takes a 42 million dollar budget and wastes it on the dumbest set-pieces you can possibly imagine. As a result, it feels expensive but not in a good way – in an animal print on furniture way.

The acting is hammy, the actors are bad, the premise is shockingly thin, and the scares are undermined by jump cuts and ghost vision glasses.

I’m sorry if you love 13 Ghosts but everyone has different tastes, and this just is not for me. If you love this, please keep loving it.

Watch 13 Ghosts

Watch on Amazon

Score

3/10

Get 13% Off your order at NightChannels.com when you use code HMT at checkout.


There's a particular kind of conversation that happens after the credits roll on a scary movie, when you're dissecting the jump scares and debating the monster's motives. Horror Movie Talk captures that exact feeling, serving up weekly discussions that are as much about the genuine love of the genre as they are about critique. Hosted by a team whose passion is palpable, this podcast delves into everything from the latest chilling release haunting theaters to those hidden gems-or notorious flops-you can find on streaming services. The analysis is sharp and deeply opinionated, but the chemistry between the hosts often leads the conversation into unexpectedly funny territory. It’s this blend of thoughtful review and spontaneous humor that defines the show. You'll hear passionate debates about cinematic technique, nods to classic influences, and honest reactions to whether a film truly delivers the scares. Tuning in each Wednesday feels like pulling up a chair with friends who’ve just seen the same movie, armed with strong opinions and a willingness to laugh at the absurdities that make horror so enduring. For anyone who lives for that post-viewing breakdown, this is a consistently engaging listen.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 464

Horror Movie Talk
Podcast Episodes
Ghoulies Pretentious Review Sneak Peek [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:39
This was an incredibly fun movie that we watched on HBOMAX, and wow, what a ride! If you want to gain access to the full review, head over to patreon.com/horrormovietalk and sign up for the We All Spoop for Ice Spoop tie…
Don’t Breathe 2 Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:41:16
If you have been wondering to yourself what the turkey baster rapist from Don’t Breathe is up to nowadays, I have good news for you. The sequel to Don’t Breathe, Don’t Breathe 2 has come out and boy is it a doozy. @dgoeb…
Old (Movie) Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:57:51
This week we went and saw Old by M. Night Shyamalan and I was reminded of super-obvious dialog from 50’s monster movies in the most charming way possible. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him…
The Evil Dead (1981) Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:38:40
Sam Raimi‘s cabin in the woods film par excellence The Evil Dead stands as the paragon of independent, cult, and horror films since it’s release in 1981. It’s influence is felt in the films of the Coen brothers, Peter Ja…
Sputnik Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:08:46
Sputnik is a Russian movie released in July of 2020. It follows the lone survivor of a spaceship incident and is set in the 1980’s to give it that cold war feel. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Fol…
Anna and the Apocalypse Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:10:14
Anna and the Apocalypse is a mix of Shaun of the Dead and High School Musical, except less funny and with worse music. @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://…
Creep (2014) Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:56:10
We watched Creep on Netflix for the tenth time, and I have to say, this movie is just pure genius. Mark Duplass turns into the most playfully nefarious creep you’ve ever seen, and it’s one of the best performances I’ve e…
The Forever Purge Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:18:17
What can I say about The Forever Purge that hasn’t already been said by its title? @dgoebel00 on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his website. https://youtu.be/xOrXpK-rUaI Synopsis of The…
10 Cloverfield Lane Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:58:22
10 Cloverfield Lane is a reminder that horror doesn’t have to be stilted and boring with a total lack of good acting. Sometimes it can feel like a tremendous whodunit, that has layer upon layer of intrigue and terror. On…
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Review [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:47
In honor of pride month, we watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, and it brings a whole new meaning to scream queen. Freddy’s back for revenge, and he doesn’t give a fuck if you’re dreaming or not. @dgoebe…