Bird Box Review

Bird Box Review

Author: Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review January 2, 2019 Duration: 1:36:42

This episode we review Bird Box, which is available to stream only on Netflix. It’s probably one of the best horror movies of 2018. Even though it was released the Friday before Christmas, it has already been watched over 45 million times according to Netflix.

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Bird Box tells the story of Mallorie (played by Sandra Bullock) as she experiences the fallout of a worldwide invasion of monsters that cause people to commit suicide if you look at them. The survivors of the invasion figure out that they must block their view with blindfolds or window coverings to resist the influence of the unseen creatures.

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The non-linear narrative jumps between the onset of the global disaster where Mallorie finds herself holed up with a motley crew of survivors, and five years after the fact when Mallorie is floating down a river with two small children trying to get to safety. Will they make it? Is it a happy ending? …You’ll just have to …SEE it.

Watch the trailer here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INJ2bPFy108

There is a star studded cast that
give great performances. Notably Sarah Paulson in her small role as Mallorie’s Sister, and Trevante Rhodes
(Moonlight), the love interest. John Malkovich is also in it. It’s directed by Susanne Bier which
has mostly just directed dramas and romances, but she has shown her skill with
this movie.

This is a really high quality movie
that I’m kind of shocked wasn’t released in theaters. It would have done great,
as evidenced by it’s record breaking first week on Netflix. It’s very tonally
similar to A Quiet Place, and that’s only helps it. There is a lot of creative
problem solving on display in this movie, but most notably, this movie is a
great example of how to not show the monster. Another great compliment I
can pay to this movie is that all of the characters’ actions made sense. Any
time that I was yelling at the screen, it was from dramatic irony, not because
of a stupid character decision. The writing was very good at building the world
and communicating the situation in a very short period of time. Lots or really
tense moments and great payoffs throughout.

My
Rating

9/10

Spoilers
for Bird Box

birdbox black guy
birdbox sister

First, let me say, that this movie
has some of the best scared faces of the year. If there was an Oscar for best
scared face, I think Sarah Paulson and Lil Rey Howery would get nominated.

Second, every time I see John Malcovich, I think of this interview of Matt Damon talking about working with him the first time on Rounders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMaAT_KPSs4

Alright, lets get to the rest of the movie. There are some great moments of tension in this movie that don’t rely on characters making stupid decisions. This is difficult for some horror movies for some reason. Two moments in particular are very effective and had me clutching the air.

First, the scene where it is revealed that Gary, played by Tom Hollander, is an acolyte for the monster. Some people may think it’s cheap that this reveal happens as the births were happening, but to me, it just made it more effective. It served as a prime moment of distraction for Gary to make his move.

Check Out Our Review of Creepshow

https://www.horrormovietalk.com/2019/01/30/creepshow-1982-review/

The next part that I was clawing at the armrests was towards the end of the movie when Mallorie is separated from the children, and the monster is trying to trick the children to take off their masks in the voice of Mallorie. It was the penultimate scene of the movie and was so effective because at this point, you understand that the detachment that Bullock’s character is displaying towards the children throughout the movie is just a facade.

She cares deeply and has masked her attachment to protect the children in case something happens to her. During the scene where they are separated, it is nerve-wracking because all of her effort could be for naught.

Well, if you’re reading this spoiler
section, you might want to know what happens in the end. Like my wife, who is a
horror lightweight asked me: “is it a happy, or a sad ending?”. Well,
it’s a happy ending. It might seem like an obvious choice, but throughout the
movie, it truly felt like it could go either way. They killed Sarah Paulson’s
character within the first 15 minutes, so they weren’t going to shy away from a
super depressing ending if they wanted to.

Check Out Our Review of Hereditary

https://www.horrormovietalk.com/2018/11/21/hereditary-review/

To say that it is a happy ending,
isn’t to say that it is cheap. The ending most of all just feels satisfying. It
has a slight reveal that makes sense, but mostly it is satisfyingly because it
ties up the thematic material so well. Mainly surviving vs living, and human
connection.

Final
Recommendation

If you liked A Quiet Place,
then you should like this movie. It’s not as derivative of it as you might
think, it is just very tonally similar. The acting is excellent throughout, as
well as the direction. The story and thematic material are handled adeptly
while maintaining a steady pace of tension and release. You should definitely
see it.


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