Heart Eyes Review

Heart Eyes Review

Author: Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review February 12, 2025 Duration: 1:48:43
Heart Eyes

Synopsis

Heart Eyes is about Ally, a boss girl who isn’t interested in romance. When she meets a new boy at the coffee shop that could be the one, disaster strikes as a masked killer comes to her town with the goal of brutally murdering couples on Valentine’s Day. Will Ally find love? Will she finally let her guard down enough to let someone into her life? Will she clean her disgusting apartment? I have no idea. 

Review of Heart Eyes

 Look, I’m not so prideful that I can’t admit when I am wrong. I said very openly that this movie was going to suck, but honestly, it didn’t. It’s surprisingly self-aware in its dialogue and genuinely pretty funny throughout the film. The opening scene starts the movie off so strong and I was already having fun 5 minutes into the movie. However, this movie suffers from the same problems all slasher movies do, it’s a slasher movie and slashers are dumb. The reveal at the end feels lazy and copy paste. It’s a blatant rip-off of another slasher movie, but I won’t spoil it here, so just trust me when I say that it’s not very original. I had fun watching this movie, but it wasn’t anything to rush to the theater to see. 

Score 6/10


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