Teddy Roosevelt in the Amazon

Teddy Roosevelt in the Amazon

Author: Bronson Swagger Industries March 25, 2026 Duration: 1:45:49

Like all family trips, this one ends in disaster.

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Bronson Swagger Industries presents How The West Was Fucked, a podcast that drags the sanitized myths of frontier history through the mud where they often belong. This isn't a polished, reverent lecture; it's a raw and profane excavation of the 19th century American West, focusing on the greed, violence, and sheer absurdity that defined the era. Each episode tackles a different chapter of this fucked-up fuckery, from infamous outlaws and broken treaties to dubious entrepreneurs and everyday chaos, all delivered with a darkly comedic edge that feels more like a conversation at a saloon than a classroom. You'll hear the stories behind the stories, the human failures and systemic messes that get glossed over in grand narratives. The tone is intentionally brash and unfiltered, for listeners who prefer their history without the varnish. It’s the kind of podcast that argues the West wasn't just won, but was often a spectacular and gruesome disaster in the making. Dive in for a deeply researched yet irreverent take that connects the past's complexities to a modern sensibility, all while sitting around a digital campfire with a host who isn't afraid to call a spade a bloody shovel. Support for the show comes through listener contributions and, yes, there is merchandise available for those who want to wear their appreciation for unvarnished history.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 92

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The Mail Order Kid: Orphan Trains Part 4 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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The Mail Order Kid: Orphan Trains Part 3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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The Mail Order Kid: Orphan Trains Part 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Tale of Teresa Feit who got placed out in 1910s Kansas.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#orphantrain#kansashistory
Tough Trip Though Paradise Pt 3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33:44
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Tough Trip Through Paradise Pt.2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:29:32
Andy Garcia leaves Beaver Tom, takes a wife...please.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#milescityT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Po…
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