Bottom burps and cleaning chaos

Bottom burps and cleaning chaos

Author: Fun Kids February 8, 2026 Duration: 19:02

Aoife is at her wit’s end. Not only is she forced to tidy up after her one-year-old brother Lockie, but she’s also on pants and socks patrol for her messy Dad, Ben. Dad claims to be tidy but brother Baird drops some bombshell confessions. 

Meanwhile, Hazel brings Mum Caitlin to the court for a truly gas-tly offence: non-stop farting at the table, even on Christmas! Caitlin claims it’s natural as Judge Bex dives into the delicate etiquette of when and where to let it rip. Who will win: dinner manners or digestive freedom?

Warning: This episode may cause giggles and a sudden urge to clean your room…

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Ever had a fight with your brother over who really broke the remote, or felt a deep injustice when your pocket money was denied? Judge Bex is here to preside over these all-too-familiar courtroom dramas of everyday life. Hosted by the wonderfully witty Bex from Fun Kids, this podcast takes those petty squabbles and sibling stand-offs seriously-well, sort of seriously. Armed with an actual law degree and a gavel, Bex listens to the evidence presented by young plaintiffs and defendants, tackling cases of unfair chores, broken promises, and misplaced toys. Each episode feels like a playful legal session where Bex and her team of ace attorneys dissect the details, hear both sides, and deliver a verdict that’s both funny and surprisingly fair. It’s a unique blend of family-friendly humor and lighthearted problem-solving, giving kids a fun framework to think about justice, fairness, and how to resolve their own disputes. Tune in for a clever mix of kid-centric true crime for minor offenses, where the stakes are low but the courtroom drama is highly entertaining. You’ll find yourself rooting for both sides and maybe even picking up a few diplomatic skills for your next argument at home.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 17

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Alarm troubles and pocket money wars [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Duration: 21:45
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Mum blames the rat as Dad dishes out dinner drama [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:18
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Late lights-out and family radio feuds [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:24
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Chores, Cats, and Snoring Mums [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:14
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The sweet heist and Pokémon playtime dispute [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:11
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Letter allowance and family holidays [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:48
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Cringe jokes and messy desks [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:38
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LEGO wars and Luna's weekend routine [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:43
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Battle of the video games [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:12
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