Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Author: Fun Kids May 3, 2026 Duration: 19:29

Clara brings her mum to Judge Bex’s court, desperate to stop the barrage of embarrassing pet names like Sausage, especially at the school gates where everyone can hear. Mum argues pet names are a sign of love, but Clara wants simply to be called Clara!

Judge Bex listens carefully, considers the evidence (including a very telling birthday card!), and makes a ruling that will change how this family feels about nicknames forever.

Plus: Should Clara get to invent a nickname for Mum in return?

Meanwhile, nine-year-old Zachary is in court after being banned from his two favourite TV shows, SpongeBob SquarePants and Horrid Henry. According to Mum and Dad, too much screen time is making him "cheeky" and he’s copying the characters a little too closely!

Zachary pleads his case, while Mum and Dad insist they're only trying to set boundaries. Judge Bex weighs in on screen time limits and serves up a surprising solution that just might get Mum and Dad singing the SpongeBob theme tune themselves!

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Ever had a fight with your brother over who really broke the remote, or felt a deep injustice when your pocket money was denied? Judge Bex is here to preside over these all-too-familiar courtroom dramas of everyday life. Hosted by the wonderfully witty Bex from Fun Kids, this podcast takes those petty squabbles and sibling stand-offs seriously-well, sort of seriously. Armed with an actual law degree and a gavel, Bex listens to the evidence presented by young plaintiffs and defendants, tackling cases of unfair chores, broken promises, and misplaced toys. Each episode feels like a playful legal session where Bex and her team of ace attorneys dissect the details, hear both sides, and deliver a verdict that’s both funny and surprisingly fair. It’s a unique blend of family-friendly humor and lighthearted problem-solving, giving kids a fun framework to think about justice, fairness, and how to resolve their own disputes. Tune in for a clever mix of kid-centric true crime for minor offenses, where the stakes are low but the courtroom drama is highly entertaining. You’ll find yourself rooting for both sides and maybe even picking up a few diplomatic skills for your next argument at home.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 21

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Cringe jokes and messy desks [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:38
Stefano doesn’t appreciate his mum Francesca’s jokes and wants them to stop. Francesca claims her humour is genetic and can’t help making cracks about lamb at Easter... Judge Bex prescribes a household stand-up comedy co…
LEGO wars and Luna's weekend routine [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:43
Joseph and Milo are two brothers at odds over their shared LEGO collection. Joseph’s been working for months on a giant LEGO city using ALL the train tracks and road pieces. Milo wants to start building his own epic rail…
Battle of the video games [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:12
It's battle of the video games as we dive into two real-life family feuds about screen time and accusations of sneaky Sims sabotage! From Minecraft marathons to secret Sim babies, Judge Bex is ruling on the toughest case…
Bottom burps and cleaning chaos [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:02
Aoife is at her wit’s end. Not only is she forced to tidy up after her one-year-old brother Lockie, but she’s also on pants and socks patrol for her messy Dad, Ben. Dad claims to be tidy but brother Baird drops some bomb…
Screen time at the table and showtime all-the-time [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:44
Who controls screen time at dinner time? Brothers Teddy and Percy are fed up: all they want is to watch The Simpsons with their spaghetti, but their parents say iPads are off the table! But is it fair when Mum and Dad ar…
Vanishing ice cream and packing panic [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:57
Daya keeps finding empty ice cream tubs every morning before school. She and her siblings swear it isn’t them and health-kick Mum’s ruled out as the culprit. All signs point to Dad but when confronted he blames the so-ca…
Battle of the TV remote and the case of the chocolate breakfast [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:56
Who controls the after-school TV time? Big sister Olive just wants to watch her relaxing baking shows, but little sis Robin keeps hijacking the remote for Ninjago. Sibling tensions soar as both make their case to Judge B…
Dog debate and Mario Kart madness with Liz Pichon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:30
Ella and her mum dream of bringing a waggy-tailed, four-legged friend into the family, but Dad isn't convinced and fears he’ll end up with all the chores. Young Archie takes his dad to court, accusing him of playing Nint…
Hugh Bonneville and Hattie's homework happy dad [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:25
Welcome to the hilarious family courtroom of Judge Bex! Bex settles two dramatic disputes: Isla versus her dad “Fishboy” over unfair bath time rules, and Hattie versus her homework-happy dad who wants three hours of math…
Judge Bex is coming soon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 0:55
All rise for Judge Bex: the podcast where family feuds meet their match. Siblings and offspring go head-to-head over pets, homework, and just about everything else. Join Judge Bex as she hears the evidence, untangles the…