113 – Lick

113 – Lick

Author: Kakos Industries October 1, 2020 Duration: 30:44
in which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

Kakos Industries
Podcast Episodes
Cover Story 38 – Q&A [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:27
Ask us anything! (No Spoilers) curiouscat.me/KakosIndustries Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t bel…
83 – Perplexity [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:38
in which… well… um… huh. Transcription: This Episode of Kakos Industries may contain objectionable content for some listeners, particularly regarding panic disorders, psychological and existential horror, and mentions of…
82 – Keys [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:13
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio in which we put a lot of keys in locks know-what-I’m-sayin’, The Shareholders’ Ball is recapped, preparations are made to hand out greeting cards, the Tabithas change their attitude, Hell dis…
81 – Rural [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:13
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio. in which the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, or will be shortly, Corin learns to appreciate the simpler things, you have your genes mixed up, the lights go out, preparations are made fo…
80 – Dorothea [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:47
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio! in which you see some pretty lights, you get angry at the angry, you may have laid an egg, you prepare to get your genes all mixed up, more strangeness at the Division of Erotic Experiences,…
CS37 – Kakos Industries Needs You [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:08
If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Also, #FanFucktion please. Or maybe just Patreon. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My na…
CS36 – PodCon, #FanFucktion, and Store [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44
We’re going to be at Podcon! More details here! Give us the #FanFucktion, dammit. $7 flat rate shipping available in the US over at store.kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name i…
79 – Ahh [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:12
in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A…
CS35 – Phoenix Meet 11/15/17 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:11
Phoenix meet ups is 8pm on November 15, 2017 at The Grand (718 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004). Also, quit being so stingy with the damn #FanFucktion. Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad…
78 – Halloween II [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:44
in which you visit the Halloween party, something terrible has happened, we hear from just about everyone, and some of us get slippery. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit K…