125 – Matmos

125 – Matmos

Author: Kakos Industries October 1, 2021 Duration: 36:05
in which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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Cover Story 15 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33
We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am…
55 – Regicide [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:21
in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D…
54 – Fuzz and Brawl II [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:02
in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’…
53 – Spat [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:07
in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board g…
52 – Vacation [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:51
in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, som…
51 – Stalemate [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:26
in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom,…
50 – Attrition [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:18
in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is…
49 – Salvage [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:07
in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into…
48 – Skirmish [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:36
in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit,…
Cover Story 8 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:55
TL;DL Check out our Patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I’ve been making Kakos Industries…