126 – A Halloween Carol

126 – A Halloween Carol

Author: Kakos Industries October 31, 2021 Duration: 51:41
in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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73 – Mycology [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:22
in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you s…
Kickstarter Mini 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:23
Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: Corin: Shar…
Kickstarter Mini 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:29
We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that you managed to raise t…
Kickstarter Mini 0 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 3:45
KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: Corin: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO here at Kakos Industries.…
72 – The Real Darkest Universe [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:03
in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division o…
71 – Hunt [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:17
in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tumm…
Cover Story 26 – Become a Division Head [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:35
New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another…
70 – Metamorphoses [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:58
in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mam…
69 – More [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:07
in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzl…
68 – Memento Mori [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 29:18
in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transc…