147 – In Dreams

147 – In Dreams

Author: Kakos Industries August 1, 2023 Duration: 31:14
In which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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19 – The Invitation [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:16
in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some go…
18 – Wake the Dead [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:02
in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made fo…
17 – New Memories [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:01
in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on…
16 – Do Not Be Alarmed [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:11
In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, a…
15 – Giant Ass Robots [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:53
In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the fest…
14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:39
In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Di…
13 – Off Day [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:20
In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and rep…
12 – Peter Wood [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:06
In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a d…
11 – Heartbeats [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:21
In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evi…
10 – The Woman [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:31
In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a…