166 – Eleven

166 – Eleven

Author: Kakos Industries March 1, 2025 Duration: 34:10
In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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CS 42 – More Junior on Patreon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:11
Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you belie…
88 – Negativ [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:09
Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out t…
87 – Pigs [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:58
in which we finally get to the bottom of that one mystery, we see evidence of violence in Hell, Kimzzzzzzzzzz makes a new decree, a new experiment is conducted, and Gopher Death “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil be…
CS40 – Get In the New Brawl [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:40
Pledge: patreon.com/KakosIndustries Music: NalibokiWoods.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If…
Q&A1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:56
Watch the full Q&A: https://youtu.be/5qBNx7vZuF0 Support on Patreon: kakosindustries.com/patreon Transcription by Nicolette Bell: So hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries Q&A livestream. So, I collected questions fro…
86 – Friction [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:18
in which Corin learns to appreciate a new accessory, you get prettier, Corin dials up an old friend, a man explodes, and Vickster Willow “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To hel…
85 – Epistemology [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:54
in which your run through some classic philosophical scenarios, you are hopefully on the mend, preparations are made for the Festival of Quiet Evils and the Festival of Innovation, Corin moves on, Hell has some troubling…
CS39 – Q&A and Fiverr [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44
https://www.fiverr.com/conradmiszuk – Hire Conrad Miszuk to make voice sounds for you. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries – Q&A June 13th at 8PM Arizona Time/PDT Inquiries@kakosindustries.com – Send us your Qs to A. Hello, Kako…
84 – Withdrawal [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:10
in which we all wonder where that fucking shit is. We can’t have used it all already. Where is it? Where is the shit? Huh? Where did it go? Who took it? And Lore of the Past, Being of Pure Knowledge “wins” the Ruin-A-Lif…