18 – Wake the Dead

18 – Wake the Dead

Author: Kakos Industries November 2, 2014 Duration: 23:02
in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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28 – Vincent [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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27 – A Small Obsession [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Duration: 21:23
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25 – The Best Laid Plans [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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24 – Drive [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:49
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23 – Please Disregard [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:57
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22 – Firework [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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21 – DMCCCP [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:44
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