43 – Bondage

43 – Bondage

Author: Kakos Industries November 16, 2015 Duration: 22:48
in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may legally change your […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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68 – Memento Mori [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Cover Story 25 – Monthly Schedule [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:05
We’re moving to a monthly schedule. Please remember to fill in our survey and visit our Patreon. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I a…
67 – Sample [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:31
in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence. Transcription: What you are about to h…
Cover Story 24 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:16
Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrat…
66 – Innovations of Fear [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:31
in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the…
65 – Listening [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:31
in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences i…
Cover Story 23 – Guest Mike Rugnetta [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:25
Today’s episode features Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel and the Reasonably Sound Podcast! Find him on Twitter @MikeRugnetta. Also, don’t forget about our survey! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My…
64 – Halloween [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 40:31
in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go pl…
63 – Ohh Ahh [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:34
in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the R…
Cover Story 21 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:16
New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I wanted to s…